Gemmill 46088 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I bet you were stood on the seat like Leo on Titanic, arms spread wide, head tipped back, wind playing havoc with your combover, expecting Wagner or something. "I'm the king of the wooo-" "(Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house On an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough For ten plus me" "CHRIS! You've totally ruined my big moment. Turn the car around, we're doing this again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14069 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I bet you were stood on the seat like Leo on Titanic, arms spread wide, head tipped back, wind playing havoc with your combover, expecting Wagner or something. "I'm the king of the wooo-" "(Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house On an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough For ten plus me" "CHRIS! You've totally ruined my big moment. Turn the car around, we're doing this again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6785 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Vegas should always be combined with a trip elsewhere. I've been four times now and loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I've got a mate who goes for two weeks every year. Can't understand that at all. I think the longest I've managed was four nights. I like it but it soon gets old. It's the sound of the fucking slot machines that does me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) Think if you enjoy Blackjack and Roulette, comped rooms, free food and drink Vegas is the place. Been 3 times and always came away up. Pester the liason and you can get loads out of then inc picked up at the airport etc...Burgers to die for... Edited May 12, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31225 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Isn't all that for serious players rather than the average joe on holiday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) Not really sure what an average holiday is? You don't have to be a massive player to get loads of free things in Vegas...Just look the part and stay on the floor for 12hr shifts...Go and grumble to the liason every morning about summink and they give you loads of passes and comps. Get a players card from the casino. Edited May 12, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35614 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Not really sure what an average holiday is? You don't have to be a massive player to get loads of free things in Vegas...Just look the part and stay on the floor for 12hr shifts.... Sounds class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) You could always try this in Dubai aswell. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Czy0pXRRZcs&feature=youtu.be Edited May 12, 2015 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Sounds class I'm like Rain Man at Blackjack. If you have a system at Roulette (play all night with small gain) they send fake players to fuck with you so I stopped it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Sounds class I've done a full 8 hour shift more than once. It is class - highs, lows; the camaraderie with the other players, uniting to play by the book and increasing each others' odds against the house. The free drinks. My problem is I never walk away while I'm ahead. The casino always beats me because I end up getting too pissed on free cocktails then chasing my losses - those memories of being a few hundred bucks up always fresh in the memory (if hazy) and somehow attainable. ATMs placed strategically next to blackjack tables don't help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22008 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I'm like Rain Man at Blackjack. If you have a system at Roulette (play all night with small gain) they send fake players to fuck with you so I stopped it. A system at Roulette? Fake players? How does that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22008 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 8 and12 hour shifts? Wtf, really selling this to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Yeah, I'm more a $1 note in the 1c slot machine to get free drinks type of gambler. Fuck flying 12hours to stand inside a casino for 12 hours straight! Best casino I've been to was Mohegan sun in Connecticut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I've done a full 8 hour shift more than once. It is class - highs, lows; the camaraderie with the other players, uniting to play by the book and increasing each others' odds against the house. The free drinks. My problem is I never walk away while I'm ahead. The casino always beats me because I end up getting too pissed on free cocktails then chasing my losses - those memories of being a few hundred bucks up always fresh in the memory (if hazy) and somehow attainable. ATMs placed strategically next to blackjack tables don't help! I genuinely can't think of a worse way to spend a holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 8 and12 hour shifts? Wtf, really selling this to me. Of course, you don't have to have that kind of visit in Vegas to still have a good time. But I'm weak-willed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Yeah, I'm more a $1 note in the 1c slot machine to get free drinks type of gambler. Fuck flying 12hours to stand inside a casino for 12 hours straight! Best casino I've been to was Mohegan sun in Connecticut I'm a low stakes player too - 5 to 20 dollar minimum stake tables are best, particularly at the start of the night to chalk up a nice profit before spunking it away on the higher stakes tables later in the night, typically when it seemed like a good idea to keep the night going into the early morning after getting kicked out of the nightclub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 bit odd doing that for cokes ain't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I genuinely can't think of a worse way to spend a holiday. Not even the CT cabby's bus tour of wearside's most famous landmarks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I live in Washington man, I wouldn't holiday on my own doorstep! Despite the Nissan Factory and Penshaw Monument being some of Wearside's landmarks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I don't suppose there's much difference in price between a can of coke and a bottle of beer in somewhere like Caesars. Free is free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Getting pissed 'for free' at a cheap slot machine is barely worthwhile. It's utter insanity to do it for soft drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I've done a full 8 hour shift more than once. It is class - highs, lows; the camaraderie with the other players, uniting to play by the book and increasing each others' odds against the house. The free drinks. My problem is I never walk away while I'm ahead. The casino always beats me because I end up getting too pissed on free cocktails then chasing my losses - those memories of being a few hundred bucks up always fresh in the memory (if hazy) and somehow attainable. ATMs placed strategically next to blackjack tables don't help! Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35614 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I've done a full 8 hour shift more than once. It is class - highs, lows; the camaraderie with the other players, uniting to play by the book and increasing each others' odds against the house. The free drinks. My problem is I never walk away while I'm ahead. The casino always beats me because I end up getting too pissed on free cocktails then chasing my losses - those memories of being a few hundred bucks up always fresh in the memory (if hazy) and somehow attainable. ATMs placed strategically next to blackjack tables don't help! Aye, sounds amazing. I think, basically, we have nothing in common Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35614 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Getting pissed 'for free' at a cheap slot machine is barely worthwhile. It's utter insanity to do it for soft drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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