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Meanwhile the UK Government have to deliver an economic catastrophe and paint the turd in a Union Flag or risk civil unrest from the utter fucking lunatics who still want to see it happen. 

It's all kicking off lads. 

We're also selling every fucker weapons & running out of natural resources. :lol: 

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On 2/19/2018 at 04:05, ewerk said:

They had an armed security guard at the school in Florida and that didn't work so aye, arming the teachers is the logical step. :rolleyes: 

 

Arm the bartenders too. 

 

Cops kill security guard who apprehended one of the drunk patrons with a gun.     :rolleyes: 

 

https://wgntv.com/2018/11/12/officer-responds-to-gunfire-fatally-shoots-security-guard-at-robbins-bar/

 

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21 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Arm the bartenders too. 

 

Cops kill security guard who apprehended one of the drunk patrons with a gun.     :rolleyes: 

 

https://wgntv.com/2018/11/12/officer-responds-to-gunfire-fatally-shoots-security-guard-at-robbins-bar/

 

This could not get more "Only in America" :( 

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Some American Christian missionary fuckwit hired some Indian fishermen to drop him off on Sentinel Island, ( where one of the last uncontacted tribes lives, they generally kill the fuck out of anyone who tries to get on their island). 

In the least shocking news of the week, they killed the fuck out of him with arrows. 

What a throbber. 

“ Have you heard the Good News of Our Lord and Savio… KATHUNK!”

“ Get to fuck” *

 

* in Sentinelese. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-46286215

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16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Some American Christian missionary fuckwit hired some Indian fishermen to drop him off on Sentinel Island, ( where one of the last uncontacted tribes lives, they generally kill the fuck out of anyone who tries to get on their island). 

In the least shocking news of the week, they killed the fuck out of him with arrows. 

What a throbber. 

“ Have you heard the Good News of Our Lord and Savio… KATHUNK!”

“ Get to fuck” *

 

* in Sentinelese. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-46286215

Heard about this and I’ve read some stuff about that island before. Apart from anything else, as the article states, he could’ve exposed the islanders to potentially fatal diseases. 

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Let’s pretend for a moment that they didn’t turn the fucker in to a pincushion the second he landed. 

What was his plan? 

How was he going to convert a tribe, who speak an unknown language and have been separated from other humans for nearly 60,000 years, in to believing that some Jewish chippy’s bastard that pegged it 2000 years ago is the saviour of mankind, and if they’ll just put these nice clothes on, build a church and forget their culture, the dead bloke will come back and all will be well? 

 

Its probably best that they insta-killed him. 

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He probably wasn't Catholic but they believe it at even f the islanders lived perfect lives (minus the murder probably) then they can't enter heaven without knowing about christ. 

 

I'm assuming the evangelist believes the same. 

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