PaddockLad 17643 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 If you wouldn't immediately fall victim to a spontaneous spunk explosion seeing Coloccini lifting the FA Cup this season, you must be mental. That all day for me like. Monkey off our back, gigantic day on the piss in London, city up here jumping for a week afterwards, banish Ronnie Bastard Redford in the bin, Sir Shola Ameobi of Fenham (soon renamed Ameobiville) and Pardew suddenly going mad in his post-match interview, calling Joe Kinnear a cowardly lion-haired cumsplash, dropping the mic and throwing cans of lager into our Wembley allocation like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Champions League qualification couldn't possibly compare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 *Feedback* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 If you wouldn't immediately fall victim to a spontaneous spunk explosion seeing Coloccini lifting the FA Cup this season, you must be mental. That all day for me like. Monkey off our back, gigantic day on the piss in London, city up here jumping for a week afterwards, banish Ronnie Bastard Redford in the bin, Sir Shola Ameobi of Fenham (soon renamed Ameobiville) and Pardew suddenly going mad in his post-match interview, calling Joe Kinnear a cowardly lion-haired cumsplash, dropping the mic and throwing cans of lager into our Wembley allocation like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Champions League qualification couldn't possibly compare. Since you put it like that ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 If you wouldn't immediately fall victim to a spontaneous spunk explosion seeing Coloccini lifting the FA Cup this season, you must be mental. That all day for me like. Monkey off our back, gigantic day on the piss in London, city up here jumping for a week afterwards, banish Ronnie Bastard Redford in the bin, Sir Shola Ameobi of Fenham (soon renamed Ameobiville) and Pardew suddenly going mad in his post-match interview, calling Joe Kinnear a cowardly lion-haired cumsplash, dropping the mic and throwing cans of lager into our Wembley allocation like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Champions League qualification couldn't possibly compare. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) As previously stated on here, I may be paraphrasing, I'd take it up the arse from the entire Ghana squad to see us lift a cup. Preferably not at the same time, but whatever. Edited December 18, 2013 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14047 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 As previously stated on here, I may be paraphrasing, I'd take it up the arse from the entire Ghana squad to see us lift a cup. Preferably not at the same time, but whatever. That's GHANA hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Dry or lubed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Brown Stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Dry or lubed? FA Cup dry, League cup lubed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 If we'd won a cup any time recently it'd be the Champs League for me. Given that we haven't though, I'd definitely go for a cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 FA Cup dry, League cup lubed.I've tried for years to explain the difference in importance between them to Mrs. F. I think you've just hit pay dirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 If you wouldn't immediately fall victim to a spontaneous spunk explosion seeing Coloccini lifting the FA Cup this season, you must be mental. That all day for me like. Monkey off our back, gigantic day on the piss in London, city up here jumping for a week afterwards, banish Ronnie Bastard Redford in the bin, Sir Shola Ameobi of Fenham (soon renamed Ameobiville) and Pardew suddenly going mad in his post-match interview, calling Joe Kinnear a cowardly lion-haired cumsplash, dropping the mic and throwing cans of lager into our Wembley allocation like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Champions League qualification couldn't possibly compare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) Cup, without question.We've finished top 4 before. It was fun but we couldn't keep it going and the same would probably happen again.We have never won the FA cup in my lifetime. I have no idea what a happy trip to Wembley and an open top bus parade feels like.The cup still means something to my generation, despite the way it's been devalued in recent years. It's a no brainer when you've been starved of success as much as us. Edited December 19, 2013 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Can we not have both? You lot are seriously lacking in ambition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3962 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 FFS I can't believe people are arguing about this! It's like what would you buy with your lottery winnings! Fucking either would do me but neither is what we are going to get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 A few year back I worked with a guy who talked about winning the lottery every day, there's always one! Everyday ''and I'd talk all my mates to Las Vegas'' blah blah blah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46020 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I don't do that every day, but if there's a big euromillions and we have a syndicate I'll start chatting shite. I was getting a fleet of Segways for the people I left behind at work last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 FFS I can't believe people are arguing about this! It's like what would you buy with your lottery winnings! Fucking either would do me but neither is what we are going to get. Fuck off to the rugby then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I'd struggle to think of a more passive/aggressive way to say "fuck you" than buying them a Segway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Fuck off to the rugby thenHe doesn't know where that is - be a good lad and show him, run along now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I don't do that every day, but if there's a big euromillions and we have a syndicate I'll start chatting shite. I was getting a fleet of Segways for the people I left behind at work last time. Aye I think once in a while it comes up in conversation and that's natural i.e make a Gatling Gun that shoots £2 coins and go round firing at peasants, but this guy would be on it every day, same lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 He doesn't know where that is - be a good lad and show him, run along now. You van go with him if you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Car you two just get on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 Not sure if they can, Dtt is being fairly Truckulent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3962 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Not sure if they can, Dtt is being fairly Truckulent Better explain that for DTT's very limited intelligence. DTT it means you're a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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