What's the stupidest thing your Missus has ever said, Fish, you pedantic Bitch?

[The Fish 10543]

Everybody else annoyed at the title?

[Monkeys Fist 41506]

Everybody else annoyed at the title?

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[Holden McGroin 6366]

My missus thought everything in life was in black and white in "the old days" due to the fact all the black and white pictures. I had to explain to her that colour has forever existed. Cracking.

That has to be a joke !!!!! Hahaha

[Renton 20604]

Yes, that must be a joke. There was an excellent Calvin and Hobbes strip once where Calvin's dad told Calvin the world was black and white before the 1930s. Best thing about having kids is filling there heads with nonsensical shit like this.

[NJS 4281]

My missus thought everything in life was in black and white in "the old days" due to the fact all the black and white pictures. I had to explain to her that colour has forever existed. Cracking.

I must confess to thinking that when I was a kid -I used to find those "world war II in colour" films quite disturbing.

 

(Very young kid I should add).

[JoCo85 0]

That has to be a joke !!!!! Hahaha

That's what I thought, until I saw her staring blankly at me. She does come out with some corkers.

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[JoCo85 0]

I must confess to thinking that when I was a kid -I used to find those "world war II in colour" films quite disturbing.

 

 

(Very young kid I should add).

Ah, that's alright then, she's par for the course.

[ADP 0]

Were walking around Oxford botanical gardens once. We stopped by a pond with some large fish in, that were waiting for people to throw bread in for them. My partner (who finishes her PhD next year) asked: "are they coming up to the surface to breathe?"

[Park Life 71]

Were walking around Oxford botanical gardens once. We stopped by a pond with some large fish in, that were waiting for people to throw bread in for them. My partner (who finishes her PhD next year) asked: "are they coming up to the surface to breathe?"

That's how far we've come as a species.