What's the stupidest thing your Missus has ever said, Fish, you pedantic Bitch?

[desmondTUTU 0]

mine just tried to say 'ashby de la zouch' very quickly and got it miserably wrong.

 

not the stupidist thing she has done ever though probably

[Howmanheyman 33231]

'I do'.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

'I do'.

Beat me to it.

[Monkeys Fist 42456]

We are talking about Desmond's Mrs. here, aren't we?

[desmondTUTU 0]

We are talking about Desmond's Mrs. here, aren't we?

Mr Tutu to you.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

"You'll never eat all that"!

[Monkeys Fist 42456]

"You'll never eat all that"!

As they walked in to Boldon Asda

[Tom 14011]

CT

[Park Life 71]

Think it was the Batman film where I pointed out that the microwave device would cook all the water in the people as well...And she said microwaves don't work like that......Fuck me!

[Howay 12496]

Mine once looked at some daft map of countries biggest industries (or something along those lines) and declared that New Zealand's was movies, I took a look at it she had assumed India was New Zealand. She's a yank mind Geography isn't their strong point.

[desmondTUTU 0]

Does she mind being called a yank?

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

Better than a wank

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

"What's an abbey?"

 

Actually, we were in Brighton once and I got myself a glass of water out of the tap and she told me that you're not supposed to drink the water down there

[Howay 12496]

Nah I have to put up with a lot worse over here.

[Renton 21627]

She was doing some DIY once and I noticed she was trying to tighten a screw anticlockwise. I diplomatically tried to correct her error to which I was told in no uncertain terms that "it didn't matter which direction you screwed it in".

 

Fuck me.

Edited December 16, 2013 by Renton

[Howmanheyman 33231]

Mine once looked at some daft map of countries biggest industries (or something along those lines) and declared that New Zealand's was movies, I took a look at it she had assumed India was New Zealand. She's a yank mind Geography isn't their strong point.

Once had a pint with a bloke from New Orleans who proudly told me he was Irish. He then asked me to draw him a map on the back of a beer mat to show him where Ireland was.

 

About a day later I spoke to another Sherman and he said, "Hey! You're Australian, right?"

[Happy Face 29]

I was telling her about Lillian Gish, silent movie star. She later tried to pass off what we discussed but kept calling her Lily Ingish.

 

Probably more my fault with my fast talking... But it tickled me.

[Howay 12496]

Once had a pint with a bloke from New Orleans who proudly told me he was Irish. He then asked me to draw him a map on the back of a beer mat to show him where Ireland was.

 

About a day later I spoke to another Sherman and he said, "Hey! You're Australian, right?"

Aye I've found them useless at placing my accent I've had Australian, South African, Scottish, Irish, welsh etc.

[trophyshy 7083]

Not quite what you're asking, but my lass once fell down the gap between the train and the platform rushing to get on. She was okay, which is just as well given how hard I laughed.

Edited December 16, 2013 by trophyshy

[jonasjuice 0]

An ex once asked what time Channel 4's 10 O'Clock Live was on.

[Brock Manson 0]

We watched 1408 once and when the credits rolled she gave a thoughtful pause and said: "It was alright, but Morgan Freeman wasn't in it very much."

[hostile_statue 0]

We watched 1408 once and when the credits rolled she gave a thoughtful pause and said: "It was alright, but Morgan Freeman wasn't in it very much."

She wasn't wrong like.

[The Fish 10857]

Not a mrs, but a friend has some corkers, for example:

 

She once asked how you say "Cheers" in Canadian

She thought that South Africa was everywhere from Côte d’Ivoire down, even though she'd been there several times on holiday

She thought Koalas come from Kuala Lumpur

She thought Whales and Dolphins came up on land to give birth

 

she's a primary school teacher

[Dr Gloom 21924]

my sister in law once asked if mascarpone was a gangster, and if a smurf was an elf.

 

she is also adamant that it's illegal to drive around a roundabout more than three times before exiting.

[JoCo85 0]

My missus thought everything in life was in black and white in "the old days" due to the fact all the black and white pictures. I had to explain to her that colour has forever existed. Cracking.