Renton 23840 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 James Feltons replies are hilarious. We're all out here worried about Covid while Rees Mogg's kids are about to contract Spanish Flu. Your school: We regret to inform you a pupil has been confirmed to have covid Rees Mogg's school: Be warned ye, verily! A child has succumbed to the humours- 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16462 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 You don't need a degree in German to work out how well we're being perceived abroad right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14707 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Wish his fucking heart would decide to take a u-turn while beating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33351 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Truly a man of the people #britishfishandchips 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23840 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Seven chips to go with the Icelandic cod? I'd be raging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5985 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/02/sewage-sludge-containing-human-waste-uk We're importing literal Dutch shit for use as fertiliser for our food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45399 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 02/09/2020 at 11:08, Renton said: Seven chips to go with the Icelandic cod? I'd be raging. Expand Nice bit of guacamole there, though… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45399 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 02/09/2020 at 11:10, Rayvin said: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/02/sewage-sludge-containing-human-waste-uk We're importing literal Dutch shit for use as fertiliser for our food Expand Cant wait for Farage to complain about not using good old British shit. He’ll have finally found nirvana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23697 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 good grief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33351 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 I didn’t see it but by all accounts he had a shocker today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4274 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 02/09/2020 at 09:47, ewerk said: What the actual fuck are those things around their necks? Expand Cum rags, for when Jacob jzzes on their face while caning them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33351 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 So we're torn between child murder and incestuous paedophilia. This has taken a dark turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11444 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 02/09/2020 at 12:43, ewerk said: So we're torn between child murder and incestuous paedophilia. This has taken a Tory turn. Expand FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14086 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 02/09/2020 at 11:06, ewerk said: Truly a man of the people #britishfishandchips Expand I’d be fuming at that. What did they catch, Nemo!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45399 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 02/09/2020 at 09:47, ewerk said: What the actual fuck are those things around their necks? Expand I’ll bet when they told his Mrs. she’d had a girl she was thinking “ Please look like me, pleeeease look like me…” Hard lines, Tory fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11952 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 02/09/2020 at 14:39, Tom said: I’d be fuming at that. What did they catch, Nemo!? Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11444 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 02/09/2020 at 14:39, Tom said: I’d be fuming at that. What did they catch, Nemo!? Expand Little bastards are clown fish, I used to keep tropical marine fish and the clown-fish fucking bit me, drew blood, got pointy bastard teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14086 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 No wonder he bit i you if you called him a clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23697 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 i was wondering why Shipman, Saville and Sutcliffe were trending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33351 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I nearly feel sorry for him being sent out there to defend the indefensible. Also, what are Abbott's qualifications that make him an expert in trade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3934 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 On 03/09/2020 at 08:45, ewerk said: what are Abbott's qualifications that make him an expert in trade? Expand He has absolutely zero qualifications with trade, he was never minister for trade in Australia, actually he is the guy who destroyed Australia's car industry, he is also the guy who did everything in his power to give Murdoch more, cutting funding to the national broadcaster. The guy is a pimple of the arse of this planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33351 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 On 03/09/2020 at 09:16, sammynb said: actually he is the guy who destroyed Australia's car industry, he is also the guy who did everything in his power to give Murdoch more, cutting funding to the national broadcaster. Expand In that case he's actually very well qualified for this government. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3934 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 On 03/09/2020 at 09:21, ewerk said: In that case he's actually very well qualified for this government. Expand Well he is cunt and that seems to be most important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33351 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Nearly makes me proud to be British. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23697 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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