Monkeys Fist 42060 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 All bacon-based japery aside, the consequences of a no-deal exit are fucking terrifying. This article, calling for a general strike ( which I’ll get to afterwards), is fucking horrific when you realise what’s actually being said- stockpile your medicines if you need them, same with food, you know, just basic civilisation shit. The cunts who caused this, and have the power to stop it in its tracks, are preparing for it by readying the military to hit the streets. Absolute madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34839 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 But it’s the will of the people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42060 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Revolution beckons, comrade. Burn Anglo pizza, blockade Station Road. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 FROZEN GRAPES IN SHOCK SHORTAGE 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42060 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Our erstwhile Tory fucknut will sharp be in panic mode when the shops run out of duck fucking pizza. Whether that happens before his income source goes for a burton is up for debate, but either way, there’ll be Deliverance style squealing from Boldon when the reality of what the stupid fuck voted for hits home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4687 Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 http://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-clearly-used-phrase-stupid-woman-team-of-lip-readers-tell-sky-news-11586172 Lied to Parliament Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4687 Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Our erstwhile Tory fucknut will sharp be in panic mode when the shops run out of duck fucking pizza. Whether that happens before his income source goes for a burton is up for debate, but either way, there’ll be Deliverance style squealing from Boldon when the reality of what the stupid fuck voted for hits home. IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42060 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: http://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-clearly-used-phrase-stupid-woman-team-of-lip-readers-tell-sky-news-11586172 Lied to Parliament http//www.stupidcuntbelievesanythingrightwingownedmediatellshim Ding dong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34839 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! Well this has me worried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42060 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! When you’re scraping round for a few quid to keep your kid in pencils for his class with the gay lisp teacher, give me a bell, I’ll see if I can help you out. Oh, hang on, no I won’t, because fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30262 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 58 minutes ago, Tom said: FROZEN GRAPES IN SHOCK SHORTAGE ‘Won’t someone please think of The Fish!’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42060 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Well there’s a shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4718 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Wanging this one over here from the EU thread. But yeah, "stupid woman" is going too far... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42060 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 If it comes down to a Cunt-Off, the Tories will romp home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21295 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Country is boing to the dogs and all anyone wants to talk about is what Corbyn muttered under his breath. Didn't May even call herself "a bloody difficult woman"? The misogynist bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6986 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 What a pack of cunty schoolchildren. "Sir, Sir, look what Jeremy said" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34839 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Renton said: Country is boing to the dogs and all anyone wants to talk about is what Corbyn muttered under his breath. Didn't May even call herself "a bloody difficult woman"? The misogynist bitch. Calling a woman a woman is an insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11122 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Surely the point is, as 9 hours ago, Renton said: Still, he plays straight into their hands time and time again. Correct. Just when he could have been a statesman, he ends up looking what he really is - an annoying, hopeless, twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30262 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 And now on BBC Politics Live we go to a former Love Island contestant for her views on British politics. FFS, it’s gone full Partridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15401 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13794 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 "I am in good Biblical company along with Joseph, Moses, Daniel and his three Hebrew friends who were each found guilty by the courts of their day. And with Moses, especially, who was fond of burning the clutch out on his Nissan Micra" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4718 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/homeless-man-found-dying-next-13756034 Good employment figures though guys, I'm sure this fella died happily knowing he was gainfully employed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11307 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Think it's about time they scrapped that free bar in Parliament, she's clearly been on the hooch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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