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Here we have John Smith from Newcastle who says he's voting reform in the next election, can we ask why?

 

A cartoonish, curmudgeonly old man with scruffy gray hair and a bushy beard. He looks grumpy and is shaking his fist angrily. He is wearing an old, filthy tracksuit with stains and torn fabric. In his other hand, he is holding a can of white cider instead of a protest sign. His exaggerated wrinkles and disheveled appearance add to the humorous, lighthearted tone. The background is simple to emphasize the character.

"Aye, yi can. Ah'm fuckin' sick of these forrins, wokes, and colourful flags aah'll owa the shop. Aah didn't sorve me country by avoiding the draft with me gout, and then gannin doon for 18 month for looking owa the cubicles at Elswick baths for these muslamics and tha ray guns. Aah'm voting Nigel coz he reckons he'll ha' them gone in 24 hours and aah love owt like that me, like. Aye, he's ganna dismantle the NHS, which means aah'll be deed within fowa weeks, and aah'll probablies lose me benefits but aa'll tell yi wot. I've got mesel a crate of carling and a cheap bottle of gin that aah'll fucking drink while aah watch aah'll them broon people get hoyed oot. Assuming aah haven't drank the lot by the end of the day like, which is canny likely if ah'm being totally honest."

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3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Here we have John Smith from Newcastle who says he's voting reform in the next election, can we ask why?

 

A cartoonish, curmudgeonly old man with scruffy gray hair and a bushy beard. He looks grumpy and is shaking his fist angrily. He is wearing an old, filthy tracksuit with stains and torn fabric. In his other hand, he is holding a can of white cider instead of a protest sign. His exaggerated wrinkles and disheveled appearance add to the humorous, lighthearted tone. The background is simple to emphasize the character.

"Aye, yi can. Ah'm fuckin' sick of these forrins, wokes, and colourful flags aah'll owa the shop. Aah didn't sorve me country by avoiding the draft with me gout, and then gannin doon for 18 month for looking owa the cubicles at Elswick baths for these muslamics and tha ray guns. Aah'm voting Nigel coz he reckons he'll ha' them gone in 24 hours and aah love owt like that me, like. Aye, he's ganna dismantle the NHS, which means aah'll be deed within fowa weeks, and aah'll probablies lose me benefits but aa'll tell yi wot. I've got mesel a crate of carling and a cheap bottle of gin that aah'll fucking drink while aah watch aah'll them broon people get hoyed oot. Assuming aah haven't drank the lot by the end of the day like, which is canny likely if ah'm being totally honest."


Oh you’ve met @Kevin Carr's Gloves then? :cuppa: 

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