Gemmill 44561 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Teresa May ffs. Like an illustration from a Roald Dahl book. The instruction here has to be "just don't stand with your legs together" and these fucking melons hear "make an equilateral triangle". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Prif Weinidog? GET A BETTER LANGUAGE, WALES. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42204 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Does he cook his Weinidogs in hot water, or does he reheat them in the popty ping? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 This is how cool I am. I'm trying to combine two spreadsheet models and to make sure I'm doing it right, I'm comparing the new output to the old output to make sure it's still giving the same answer as it did previously. So of course every success is met with a Theresa May cry of "NOTHING HAS CHANGED". I blame 4+ years of working from home. Just me and the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10821 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: This is how cool I am. I'm trying to combine two spreadsheet models and to make sure I'm doing it right, I'm comparing the new output to the old output to make sure it's still giving the same answer as it did previously. So of course every success is met with a Theresa May cry of "NOTHING HAS CHANGED". I blame 4+ years of working from home. Just me and the dog. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 He'll no doubt be trousering a load of cash for it, but this is great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32893 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 @Alex, @Renton. (Can't remember which one is his biggest fan?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34954 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 I think I’ve said before he’s just a grifter at this point. But distorting something like this is truly cuntish behaviour. Leaving the Labour Party was a career move rather than a principled stance but this is genuinely the sort of thing that could lead to politicians coming to harm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 He's spot on on this. If Lammy had met Putin or the leader of Hamas there'd be hell on. Netanyahu is no different. Except Britain doesn't arm Putin or Hamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9570 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 4 minutes ago, NJS said: He's spot on on this. If Lammy had met Putin or the leader of Hamas there'd be hell on. Netanyahu is no different. Except Britain doesn't arm Putin or Hamas. He's not spot on though is he? He's cherry picked a photo to try and generate maximum outrage from his followers on twatter. He's implying that he only met Netanyahu and ignored all of the context behind it. Going there and demanding a ceasefire and the release of hostages as well as meeting survivors and the victims of the conflict and October attacks is not a cunt's trick. But posting an out of context picture to twist a narrative that could lead to Lammy being put in harm's way is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 He still shook hands with Netanyahu. Fuck context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34954 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Jones is hoying more petrol on the fire for selfish reasons. That’s about a far from being ‘spot on’ as it gets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 55 minutes ago, NJS said: He still shook hands with Netanyahu. Fuck context. The world can't be this binary man. These are people that have to maintain diplomatic relations with some very unpleasant people. He's not gone there to be BFFs with the bloke. You can take that view, but the Foreign Secretary can't. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9570 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 Trump shook hands with Putin and Kim Jong and no one gave a fuck. Lammy shakes hands with a cunt and Owen Jones can’t find his pearls fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5189 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 In fairness to Lammy here, even through my left wing lens, Corbyn was pilloried for shaking hands with all sorts of wronguns in his attempt to obtain peace in various places. I saw the sense in that, and I see the sense in what Lammy is doing. I think he's a good man (Lammy) and will be influenced by humanitarian considerations at least in part. I do largely agree on Owen Jones too sadly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11193 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Railways to be renationalised 👏 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19998 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 How much has all this fucking pomp and ceremony cost the tax payer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9570 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 25 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: How much has all this fucking pomp and ceremony cost the tax payer? Pomp✅ Ceremony ✅ 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42204 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 32 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: How much has all this fucking pomp and ceremony cost the tax payer? Buttons compared to 14 years of corruption. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19998 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 Biden has Covid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3961 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 Emily Maitlis is fucking brilliant. Farage is such a little wet fart. No one has asked him to be at this thing and he has no friends there. He's a 60 year old man walking around a conference centre in search of the grift. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42204 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 According to the report released today, one of the main reasons our pandemic response plan wasn’t updated after an exercise in 2016 showed flaws- too busy “planning” for Brexit. So not only was the Brexit planning an utter waste of time and money, but it played a contributory part in the deaths of 227,000 UK citizens. The entire fools gallery of chucklefucks who pushed for it, starting with Farage, and followed by Mogg, Johnson, Francois, and the rest, should be slammed in jail for treason. Oops, we can’t , because the fucking jails are full. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21450 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: According to the report released today, one of the main reasons our pandemic response plan wasn’t updated after an exercise in 2016 showed flaws- too busy “planning” for Brexit. So not only was the Brexit planning an utter waste of time and money, but it played a contributory part in the deaths of 227,000 UK citizens. The entire fools gallery of chucklefucks who pushed for it, starting with Farage, and followed by Mogg, Johnson, Francois, and the rest, should be slammed in jail for treason. Oops, we can’t , because the fucking jails are full. Just stick them in as extra meat for the beast wing. The bandwidth Brexit took up was incredible. Not a single tangible benefit has ever been offered. Now nobody wants to talk about it. Except Rayvin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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