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12 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

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I hope to fuck you’re right 😂

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Newcastle East AND WALLSEND.  Fucking KNEW IT. 

 

It's a new boundary change which looks to me as though two Labour constituencies are now going to be just one labour constituency because Tory tricks. :good:

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38 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Sounds like that pub in the Chatsworth estate in Shameless. :lol:

What happens to a nice estate pub when that pub becomes a sink estate I guess. Much like the Seine Boat in Meadowell (aka Flying Barstool). 

I think what made it even more of a bizarre sort of out if body experience was being on my own whilst it was all taking place 

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Interesting vote in Boston and Skegness.

 

Apparently it's on a knife edge between Tories and Richard Tice. Labour supporters wondering who to tactically vote for....

 

I think I'd just have a shit on the ballot paper. (then move out the area)

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2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Interesting vote in Boston and Skegness.

 

Apparently it's on a knife edge between Tories and Richard Tice. Labour supporters wondering who to tactically vote for....

 

I think I'd just have a shit on the ballot paper. (then move out the area)

 

Aye neither of them are getting my vote. 

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4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Interesting vote in Boston and Skegness.

 

Apparently it's on a knife edge between Tories and Richard Tice. Labour supporters wondering who to tactically vote for....

 

I think I'd just have a shit on the ballot paper. (then move out the area)

 

I actually hope the Tory wins there. The idea of Farage having to manage a Parliamentary Reform Party of him, Anderson and maybe one or two of the genuine mental cases who think Hitler was a good lad and want chemtrails investigating, would be amazing. 

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58 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Sounds like that pub in the Chatsworth estate in Shameless. :lol:

What happens to a nice estate pub when that pub becomes a sink estate I guess. Much like the Seine Boat in Meadowell (aka Flying Barstool). 

Towards the end, The Viking didn’t sell draught beers, just cans that the landlord bought from the cash and carry. 

 

He hadn’t paid the brewery in a while :lol:

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3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Wasn’t that Ronnie Pickering in the red motor? 

Who? 

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I actually hope the Tory wins there. The idea of Farage having to manage a Parliamentary Reform Party of him, Anderson and maybe one or two of the genuine mental cases who think Hitler was a good lad and want chemtrails investigating, would be amazing. 

 

If there was a gun against my head, I think Tory is the safer bet as I don't think the Lib Dems will win enough seats to be opposition. The less we see of Reform, the better.

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1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

If there was a gun against my head, I think Tory is the safer bet as I don't think the Lib Dems will win enough seats to be opposition. The less we see of Reform, the better.

 

 

Aye, I don't want Tice there cos I want Farage to have to front it all up.  See how he's doing after 6 months of going on to the Today programme and having to answer questions about why one of his MPs has been tweeting about cloud-seeding and the Great Reset. 

 

He'll fucking lose it eventually, and it'll be great. 

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Aye, Farage leading about 3 or 4 MPs is much better than about 15-20. He’d have to do pretty much all the media stuff and so on. 

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Just now, Alex said:

Aye, Farage leading about 3 or 4 MPs is much better than about 15-20. He’d have to do pretty much all the media stuff and so on. 

 

Imagine having to look to Lee Anderson as your second in command. 

 

I'm actually gutted Anderson looks like holding his seat.  Farage has probably saved his job for him by choosing to run.  I was looking forward to GB News having to break the news to him that he's no longer useful to them anymore. 

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7 hours ago, Gemmill said:

What constituency are we all? Let's get a Toontastic watch list going. I'll keep it updated with results. 

 

Cramlington and Killingworth here. 

 

Same 

 

 

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Craig: Basingstoke

 

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Andrew: Burnley

 

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HMHM: 

 

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strawb: Gorton and Denton

 

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Gloom: Dulwich and West Norwood

 

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Rayvin: Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale

 

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PaddockLad: Poole

 

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NJS: Chelmsford

 

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Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire

 

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Me, Alex and Toonpack: Cramlington and Killingworth

 

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Sonatine: City of Durham

 

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Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham

 

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KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven

 

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Renton and The Ayatollah: Tynemouth

 

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wykiki: Leeds North East

 

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brokendoll: Monmouth

 

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Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham

 

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spongebob: Hove and Portslade

 

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Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West

 

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The Fish: Cheadle

 

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I'm going out to get Politisnacks later.  Yeah I made that name up myself. 

 

I think I might keep it a bit healthy and go for a full antipasti platter, which I'll bust out at midnight.  Part of the thinking is that it'll force me to stay awake to stop the dog eating it. 

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https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/james-ball-your-viewing-guide-to-election-night/

 

This reckons 241 seats will declare between 3 and 4 am, including: 

 

Jeremy Hunt

Alex Chalk

Gillian Keegan

Esther McVey

Grant Shapps

Penny Mordaunt

Iain Duncan Smith

Jeremy Corbyn

 

So if you were gonna set your alarm for any time, 3 am would be it. 

 

4am to 5am gives you:

 

Sunak

Farage

Lee Anderson

Rees-Mogg

 

5am to 6am:

 

Truss

Mercer

 

 

Could be 3 of the best hours of TV this decade. 

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15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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Stay safe. 

 

This is why I am actually drinking for each seat they retain. I am expecting a sobre night. 

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This lad is from Stoke but he lives out Whitley Bay way….hes coined the phrase “Dadsual” for middle aged football trendies, well worth a follow :D 

 

 

 

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Only thing that would’ve made that funnier is if she’d kicked his windows in 

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6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

This lad is from Stoke but he lives out Whitley Bay way….hes coined the phrase “Dadsual” for middle aged football trendies, well worth a follow :D 

 

 

 

 

Pff, a commune worth its salt (Himalayan pink, naturally) would be digging up kale from Little Moor Allotments as we speak.

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