Politics

[Renton 23664]

17 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Five pints.

 

Or half a shandy if you're MF. 

[Holden McGroin 7618]

I’ve done worse

[Alex 36711]

20 hours ago, Toonpack said:

I got a mailer from my local Tory MP (fucking thick cunt brexity Blyth valley) with a questionnaire enclosed, tore questionnaire up placed in the supplied pre-paid envelope and sent it back. Petty I know but felt good.

Ian Levy? Set to lose by a country mile the newly created seat of Cramlington and Killingworth. He sent some stuff out a while back that made ridiculous promises (actually let’s call them what they are - lies) about the local funding he would secure if Tory councillors got in at these elections. It made fucking mental reading. Can you think of someone with less influence in Westminster than one of single term ‘red wall’ Tories? He’s not even controversial or particularly offensive. Just another Johnson arselicker set to become a nobody again. 

[Gemmill 49930]

Is that the one that looked like Clarence Boddicker on his leaflet, and had (corbyn) written next to Labour?

 

[Alex 36711]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Is that the one that looked like Clarence Boddicker on his leaflet, and had (corbyn) written next to Labour?

 

That’s the fella  

[Toonpack 11362]

27 minutes ago, Alex said:

Ian Levy? Set to lose by a country mile the newly created seat of Cramlington and Killingworth. He sent some stuff out a while back that made ridiculous promises (actually let’s call them what they are - lies) about the local funding he would secure if Tory councillors got in at these elections. It made fucking mental reading. Can you think of someone with less influence in Westminster than one of single term ‘red wall’ Tories? He’s not even controversial or particularly offensive. Just another Johnson arselicker set to become a nobody again. 

 

He's the perfect example of nothingness in human form, written to him twice over time, got same email cut and paste response both times.

[ewerk 33215]

 

[wykikitoon 22857]

Bit of a drama old boy.  I'm a cunt!

[Gemmill 49930]

 

 

[Gemmill 49930]

 

Rwanda deterrent latest. 

[Sonatine 11919]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

Tbf, I would legit vote for this guy.

[Alex 36711]

3 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

Tbf, I would legit vote for this guy.

 Definitely 

[Meenzer 16445]

I would if it wasn't for the Tories having made the Mayoral election FPTP

[wykikitoon 22857]

Re' the Rawanda policy.  I am sure I read or heard it was only 1% of applicants that were being sent there.  Is that per month or per year?

[Gemmill 49930]

There's only 200 spots a year, I think. 711 arrived yesterday. 

[wykikitoon 22857]

Fuck me  

[Howmanheyman 36591]

Even a broken clock etc, government finally pass a useful law....

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sonatine 11919]

 

[Meenzer 16445]

 

 

 

[ewerk 33215]

Children should be taught that there’s a mother, a father and a family says the man with six kids by three women.

[Gemmill 49930]

 

Almost certainly assumed the rules wouldn't apply to him. 

 

[PaddockLad 19013]

 

[Renton 23664]

Just read North Tyneside's council election results aren't expected until 4pm.

 

On Saturday. 

 

Natch, might not bother staying up for them then. 

[Meenzer 16445]

I know a lot of councils start counting the next day now because they think it's too much of an imposition to expect volunteers to stay up into the wee small hours, but that's... extreme

[Gemmill 49930]

I'm up! And so far, it's TORYGEDDON! 

 

Rushmoor has fallen to Labour, which even Blair didn't manage. RUSHMOOR HAS FALLEN! 

 

Blackpool result coming in the next half hour or so. 

Edited May 3, 2024 by Gemmill