RobinRobin 11158 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 He seems to have given up the "parody Rishi Sunak" element of his tweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Yeah. No. It's a no. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 He’d be gutted if he was actually appointed and had to turn up to work everyday. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 He'd have to pack in all his racist side-grifts too, which are his real reason for being. Anyway, no way is Starmer daft enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Sounds like she's planning a boob-job. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Sounds like she's planning a boob-job. She just wants a seat on the grift gravy train. Her political career is in the bin so she needs to pay her mortgage. Same as Joey Barton, Nigel Farage, Bev Turner, Katie Hopkins, Matt le Tissier. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 20 minutes ago, Gemmill said: He'd have to pack in all his racist side-grifts too, which are his real reason for being. Anyway, no way is Starmer daft enough. Absolutely. That was my point too, he’s only feigning interest as a wind up and because he knows there’s zero chance of it happening. But he would actually be gutted if he was offered - for my reason and, as you point out, all the grifts, rentagob shite he does. I don’t even think he believes half the stuff he comes out with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 15 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Sounds like she's planning a boob-job. She should go for a new record- first ex PM to go full burger shot in Razzle. Is Razzle still going? I’d buy it if she did * *would I fuck, I’d just hit up Google obvs. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 (edited) At least she should be able to connect with an audience even thicker than she is Edited February 23 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: She should go for a new record- first ex PM to go full burger shot in Razzle. Is Razzle still going? I’d buy it if she did * *would I fuck, I’d just hit up Google obvs. Paging @Jimbo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 46 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Sounds like she's planning a boob-job. "Economic establishment" got her? Eh? Wasn't it the free fucking markets, after she decided to ignore the OBR and the BoE? She is batshit. Also, isn't she still a fucking MP? How is it okay for her to appear on platforms with Putin sympathisers like this whilst still being in office? She's literally verging on treason now. Still would motorboat those tits though. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: She should go for a new record- first ex PM to go full burger shot in Razzle. Is Razzle still going? I’d buy it if she did * *would I fuck, I’d just hit up Google obvs. Ah fuck. Thought I'd do the Google on my phone, don't want to get in bother with work, obvs. Then I remembered too late I'm actually at work today and my phone is on work wifi. Cheers MF. Edited February 23 by Renton 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Did you just look up fake Liz Truss porn? Not on me this one like, Rents. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Did you look up fake Liz Truss porn? Not on me this one like, Rents. We'll let the courts decide. My boss actually looks a lot like Liz Truss so this is going to be harder for me at the disciplinary. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 12 minutes ago, Renton said: We'll let the courts decide. My boss actually looks a lot like Liz Truss so this is going to be harder for me at the disciplinary. Kinky bastard 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 21 minutes ago, Alex said: Kinky bastard The Lettuce will definitely last longer than Gordon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 (edited) 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: She should go for a new record- first ex PM to go full burger shot in Razzle. Is Razzle still going? I’d buy it if she did * *would I fuck, I’d just hit up Google obvs. The secret diary of monkey's fist, aged 56 1/2 Well diary, there I was again. The seconds rolled into minutes, the fine drizzle started to pool up and I was getting wet. I stood on the kerb looking at the shop door, I'd waited for a wifey to come out so I could go in and buy this exxxtra special razzle with luscious Liz's breasticles on display but as she left and I was about to cross the road an auld cunt came from nowhere and walked in. I cursed and thought to myself, 'haven't you got a coffin to stop avoiding, you walking fucking advert for euthanasia?' but decided to just walk into the shop anyway and wait in there for the Percy Sugden lookalike to fuck off. I pretended to look at the newspapers on the bottom shelf as 'Perc-eh' was paying up. The newsagent gives him the change but then the auld cunt starts talking! 'fucking get out of the shop before anyone else comes in you fucking coffin dodger' I think to myself. Finally, finally he fucks off. I'm surprised nobody else has come in but it's dull, cold and wet so my luck's in. I reach up, using my wide hobbit-like feet for extra leverage groping for the razzle magazine with Liz smiling on the front cover with a banner covering her tits imagining what lies underneath? I quickly pay the the bloke whilst not making eye contact, pick up the dirty mag and stuff it into my coat then evacuate the building. I'm out! I get to the car then it's back home. Everybody is out so it's just me, Liz and Rosie Palm and her five daughters. The Steve McQueen's get dropped as well as the hondacrackas and I'm quickly going to page seven to where Liz's fiscal assets are going to be displayed. I open page seven and....hang on a minute, that's not Liz? I look at her and then the name and it says Liz Trusses! The fucking conning bastards!!! It was just a parody spread! All that fucking subterfuge at the paper shop for fuck all. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I just squinted my eyes a bit and gave it six nowt anyway. Whey, unlike Liz I can't just chuck good money away, can I? The Simian's fist got it's money's worth. Lol! Laters." Edited February 23 by Howmanheyman 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Laughed out loud about 5 times reading that Liz’s fiscal assets 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 hour ago, Alex said: Laughed out loud about 5 times reading that Liz’s fiscal assets This bit got me. 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Everybody is out so it's just me, Liz and Rosie Palm and her five daughters. The Steve McQueen's get dropped as well as the hondacrackas Mind you HMHM, 56?????? Cheeky fucker. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mind you HMHM, 56?????? Cheeky fucker. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I detest Galloway but not sure I'd describe him as a radical jihadist. More a sad trotsky furrie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Honestly don’t even think Johnson would stoop that low 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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