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Here we have John Smith from Newcastle who says he's voting reform in the next election, can we ask why?

 

A cartoonish, curmudgeonly old man with scruffy gray hair and a bushy beard. He looks grumpy and is shaking his fist angrily. He is wearing an old, filthy tracksuit with stains and torn fabric. In his other hand, he is holding a can of white cider instead of a protest sign. His exaggerated wrinkles and disheveled appearance add to the humorous, lighthearted tone. The background is simple to emphasize the character.

"Aye, yi can. Ah'm fuckin' sick of these forrins, wokes, and colourful flags aah'll owa the shop. Aah didn't sorve me country by avoiding the draft with me gout, and then gannin doon for 18 month for looking owa the cubicles at Elswick baths for these muslamics and tha ray guns. Aah'm voting Nigel coz he reckons he'll ha' them gone in 24 hours and aah love owt like that me, like. Aye, he's ganna dismantle the NHS, which means aah'll be deed within fowa weeks, and aah'll probablies lose me benefits but aa'll tell yi wot. I've got mesel a crate of carling and a cheap bottle of gin that aah'll fucking drink while aah watch aah'll them broon people get hoyed oot. Assuming aah haven't drank the lot by the end of the day like, which is canny likely if ah'm being totally honest."

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3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Here we have John Smith from Newcastle who says he's voting reform in the next election, can we ask why?

 

A cartoonish, curmudgeonly old man with scruffy gray hair and a bushy beard. He looks grumpy and is shaking his fist angrily. He is wearing an old, filthy tracksuit with stains and torn fabric. In his other hand, he is holding a can of white cider instead of a protest sign. His exaggerated wrinkles and disheveled appearance add to the humorous, lighthearted tone. The background is simple to emphasize the character.

"Aye, yi can. Ah'm fuckin' sick of these forrins, wokes, and colourful flags aah'll owa the shop. Aah didn't sorve me country by avoiding the draft with me gout, and then gannin doon for 18 month for looking owa the cubicles at Elswick baths for these muslamics and tha ray guns. Aah'm voting Nigel coz he reckons he'll ha' them gone in 24 hours and aah love owt like that me, like. Aye, he's ganna dismantle the NHS, which means aah'll be deed within fowa weeks, and aah'll probablies lose me benefits but aa'll tell yi wot. I've got mesel a crate of carling and a cheap bottle of gin that aah'll fucking drink while aah watch aah'll them broon people get hoyed oot. Assuming aah haven't drank the lot by the end of the day like, which is canny likely if ah'm being totally honest."


Oh you’ve met @Kevin Carr's Gloves then? :cuppa: 

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Tell you what mind, between Trump setting fire to the Western world and NUFC nosediving I'm finding it hard to remain emotionally invested in any of it :lol: Just gonna bury my head in work for a week or so I think.

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5 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Tell you what mind, between Trump setting fire to the Western world and NUFC nosediving I'm finding it hard to remain emotionally invested in any of it :lol: Just gonna bury my head in work for a week or so I think.

I’m actually quite grateful for my Mam’s impeccable timing in pegging it- takes my mind off the other shitstorms flying around. :lol:

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10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’m actually quite grateful for my Mam’s impeccable timing in pegging it- takes my mind off the other shitstorms flying around. :lol:


That takes “every cloud..” to another level. 😂

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You know that utter rubbish Trump spouted about $8 million being spent on "transgender" mice (clearly mistaking the research for transgenic mice)? The fuckers doubling down on it on the official White House website.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/03/yes-biden-spent-millions-on-transgender-animal-experiments/

 

When science get politicised to this extent with the politicians clearly not understanding their arse from their elbow, you're fucked. The US will lose its place as a science superpower. Honestly, trying to argue with MAGA reminds me of conversations with LeazesMag. 

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

I went on a walk with my brother in law last weekend and he was educating me on chemtrails. 

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Which of the following peer-reviewed scientific sites did he use to do his research?

 

Facebook, Tik Tok or Twatter? 

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6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:
Which of the following peer-reviewed scientific sites did he use to do his research?

 

Facebook, Tik Tok or Twatter? 

 

His mate Dean. :lol:

 

It's all aluminium apparently. They use them to make it cloudy, it's why the weather's all fucked up. 

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44 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

His mate Dean. :lol:

 

It's all aluminium apparently. They use them to make it cloudy, it's why the weather's all fucked up. 

I bet he doesn't believe in climate change despite this revelation though :lol:

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

His mate Dean. :lol:

 

It's all aluminium apparently. They use them to make it cloudy, it's why the weather's all fucked up. 

As is often the case with these feckin’ eejits, they’ll take a harmless fact- powdered aluminium was tested, mildly successfully in the 60s, as a cloud seeder to encourage rainfall, and then put it through the loony tunes mill and come out with a completely arse-backwards, tooth-looseningly stupid “theory” which, surprise-surprise, is the Shadow Gubmint’s doing but only the “enlightened” realise. 
 

 

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