Politics

[ewerk 30221]

Fucking hell Renton, you’d be better off on the drink rather than spending your evenings in the box bedroom wearing your pilots shoulder stripes pretending to make passenger announcements about landing congestion at Luton airport.

[Renton 21231]

6 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Fucking hell, do they still release that?  My brother used to play that about 30 years ago.

 

There was a long hiatus where it wasn't updated for more than a decade. THen a new version came out in 2020, now 2024 is coming out. The graphics are fucking ridiculous, and truly global. You can fly over your house. All the scenery and weather data is streamed hence the insane requirements.  

[Renton 21231]

5 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Fucking hell Renton, you’d be better off on the drink rather than spending your evenings in the box bedroom wearing your pilots shoulder stripes pretending to make passenger announcements about landing congestion at Luton airport.

 

I'm not massively into it, do like the odd flight over the lakes in my Cessna though. 👍

[Gemmill 44263]

Walking into the kitchen in the morning to greet the family, aviators on, wheeling his little carry-on behind him. 

[Howmanheyman 32713]

He'll be the only pilot that DOESN'T get to shag the air hostesses. 

[Dazzler 9361]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

He'll be the only pilot that DOESN'T get to shag the air hostesses. 

Renton: “I’ve just bought flight simulator and I got you this little outfit. Wouldn’t it be really sexy if we….”

 

Mrs Renton: “No fuck off. I’m not shagging someone who plays flight simulator, I don’t know any self respecting person who would.”

Edited 6 hours ago by Dazzler

[Sonatine 11304]

He'll think he's something out of Top Gun, whereas the reality is he's more like Andrew Ridgely in the Club Tropicana video.

[Alex 34786]

4 hours ago, ewerk said:

Fucking hell Renton, you’d be better off on the drink rather than spending your evenings in the box bedroom wearing your pilots shoulder stripes pretending to make passenger announcements about landing congestion at Luton airport.

 

[Renton 21231]

38 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Renton: “I’ve just bought flight simulator and I got you this little outfit. Wouldn’t it be really sexy if we….”

 

Mrs Renton: “No fuck off. I’m not shagging someone who plays flight simulator, I don’t know any self respecting person who would.”

 

You can just tell this comes from years of being an accountant. 

[Sonatine 11304]

 

[Dazzler 9361]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

You can just tell this comes from years of being an accountant. 

Lasses love a bean counter. It means we know where to find beans.