Renton 22015 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 17 minutes ago, ewerk said: Five pints. Or half a shandy if you're MF. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6785 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 I’ve done worse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35616 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 20 hours ago, Toonpack said: I got a mailer from my local Tory MP (fucking thick cunt brexity Blyth valley) with a questionnaire enclosed, tore questionnaire up placed in the supplied pre-paid envelope and sent it back. Petty I know but felt good. Ian Levy? Set to lose by a country mile the newly created seat of Cramlington and Killingworth. He sent some stuff out a while back that made ridiculous promises (actually let’s call them what they are - lies) about the local funding he would secure if Tory councillors got in at these elections. It made fucking mental reading. Can you think of someone with less influence in Westminster than one of single term ‘red wall’ Tories? He’s not even controversial or particularly offensive. Just another Johnson arselicker set to become a nobody again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46095 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Is that the one that looked like Clarence Boddicker on his leaflet, and had (corbyn) written next to Labour? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35616 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Is that the one that looked like Clarence Boddicker on his leaflet, and had (corbyn) written next to Labour? That’s the fella 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9993 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 27 minutes ago, Alex said: Ian Levy? Set to lose by a country mile the newly created seat of Cramlington and Killingworth. He sent some stuff out a while back that made ridiculous promises (actually let’s call them what they are - lies) about the local funding he would secure if Tory councillors got in at these elections. It made fucking mental reading. Can you think of someone with less influence in Westminster than one of single term ‘red wall’ Tories? He’s not even controversial or particularly offensive. Just another Johnson arselicker set to become a nobody again. He's the perfect example of nothingness in human form, written to him twice over time, got same email cut and paste response both times. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31229 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20834 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Bit of a drama old boy. I'm a cunt! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46095 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46095 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Rwanda deterrent latest. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11578 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Tbf, I would legit vote for this guy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35616 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 3 minutes ago, Sonatine said: Tbf, I would legit vote for this guy. Definitely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15740 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 I would if it wasn't for the Tories having made the Mayoral election FPTP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20834 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Re' the Rawanda policy. I am sure I read or heard it was only 1% of applicants that were being sent there. Is that per month or per year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46095 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 There's only 200 spots a year, I think. 711 arrived yesterday. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20834 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Fuck me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33918 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Even a broken clock etc, government finally pass a useful law.... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11578 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15740 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31229 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Children should be taught that there’s a mother, a father and a family says the man with six kids by three women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46095 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Almost certainly assumed the rules wouldn't apply to him. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17698 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22015 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Just read North Tyneside's council election results aren't expected until 4pm. On Saturday. Natch, might not bother staying up for them then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15740 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 I know a lot of councils start counting the next day now because they think it's too much of an imposition to expect volunteers to stay up into the wee small hours, but that's... extreme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46095 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 (edited) I'm up! And so far, it's TORYGEDDON! Rushmoor has fallen to Labour, which even Blair didn't manage. RUSHMOOR HAS FALLEN! Blackpool result coming in the next half hour or so. Edited May 3 by Gemmill 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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