RobinRobin 11281 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 4 hours ago, Isegrim said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 feathered scumbags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 (edited) Johnson's dossier is out. I'd forgotten what it was like to have to listen to this lying cunt trying to weasel his way out of something. Anyway it's all everybody else's fault that he wasn't informed and he was only saying what he'd been told in good faith. Cunt. Basically. Edited March 21, 2023 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Johnson's dossier is out. I'd forgotten what it was like to have to listen to this lying cunt trying to weasel his way out of something. Anyway it's all everybody else's fault that he wasn't informed and he was only saying what he'd been told in good faith. Cunt. Basically. Has he quoted a Classical Greek writer too? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9426 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Has he quoted a Classical Greek writer too? Aesop wrote his defence. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 This perfectly encapsulates his argument. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 "I've stumbled into a room where a crowd of people are drinking and eating - please can I have some written advice on whether this counts as a party? " *repeat numerous times over several months. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17277 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 “Yeah I lied but am honestly too fuckin stupid to know wtf I was doing” .. Seeing as he introduced the laws he broke to parliament and to the nation on TV I think if I was in the committee I’d throw the book at the cunt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 This thing was supposed to be a "bombshell" that turned the tide in his favour. It's genuinely pathetic, I'm amazed it has seen the light of day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Looks like a bad week for ex-leader, blonde-haired, bumbling cunts, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17277 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20153 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Looks like a bad week for ex-leader, blonde-haired, bumbling cunts, eh? He will squirm out of it. He always does. He will fuck off and make millions talking bollocks. I hope the cunt gets cancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I hope the cunt gets cancer Nah, too quick. I hope he lives to 100 after losing every penny and friend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Here's something we can expect to see even more of as the next election approaches. Can you guess, from the colour palette of the leaflet, which party this MP represents? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33236 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 16 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Here's something we can expect to see even more of as the next election approaches. Can you guess, from the colour palette of the leaflet, which party this MP represents? They're just slimy cunts aren't they? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 'Protecting our waterways from sewage'. Yet voted against a Lords amendment to force water companies to reduce the amount of literal shite they pump into the rivers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 52 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: He will squirm out of it. He always does. Erm, except he didn't? Took a while but he was booted out of being a PM and I fully expect him not to be an MP shortly. It's fairly obvious Sunak will want shot of the cunt now. According to Cummings, Sunak is sitting on a ton of shit which is bad news for the fat cunt whenever he feels like leaking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11387 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/21/boris-johnson-lies-standards-committee-partygate?CMP=share_btn_tw Quote As he runs down his sixth decade, Johnson is one pair of Reactolite glasses short of looking like something off the beast wing at HMP Full Sutton 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3997 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Renton said: I fully expect him not to be an MP shortly. It's fairly obvious Sunak will want shot of the cunt now Can't see him going unless he loses at the election. Tories and Sunak won't want a by-election so I'm guessing they stop short of the 10 day suspension that triggers yhe recall vote. Rap on the knuckles 3 day suspension and the Tory press portray it as a vindication This floater is going to circle the pan a few times yet 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Isn't the vote just on whether he knowingly misled parliament? And the punishment that stems from that is binary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20153 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Isn't the vote just on whether he knowingly misled parliament? And the punishment that stems from that is binary? MP/MemeberParliment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Isn't the vote just on whether he knowingly misled parliament? And the punishment that stems from that is binary? The key phrase is "reckless" which makes it sound like a red card but I think it's worded that way so his "good faith" defence will work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17277 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Once of this parish apparently…. the interviewer comes across as a bit of a dickhead tbh https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2023/mar/21/bridget-phillipson-shadow-education-secretary-interview Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20153 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 I am assuming this committee this cunt is seeing today is a mixture of parties and not just Tories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 It is. Majority Tory though, which slightly damages his claims that this is a Labour witch hunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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