Meenzer 15155 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 Turnips are irredeemable, however 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21337 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Stir-fried with onion, garlic, soy sauce and some sesame seeds. Sorted all good flavours - but is it enough to mask the kale? i think it's the texture as much as anything - tough as old boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3862 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: Turnips are irredeemable, however Carnip though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21337 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: Turnips are irredeemable, however we get an annoying number of the fuckers in our veg box and try to sneak them into the children's mash by stealth, but they've never once been fooled. "urgh, what's wrong with this mash?" they cry - without fail 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20461 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 This is funny from Ben Jennings of the Guardian. Took me a while to work out who the (lee)k was and why it was so cheap. And Sunak. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21337 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 class, though sunak would have been better as a solitary beansprout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21337 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20461 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 She is a fucking fruit loop like. "Let them eat turni[p" and if they can't afford turnip "let them work harder". Not sure this is an election winning pledge like. Imagine having her on your front benches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29545 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Renton said: Imagine having her on your front benches. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31695 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 28 minutes ago, Renton said: She is a fucking fruit loop like. "Let them eat turni[p" and if they can't afford turnip "let them work harder". Not sure this is an election winning pledge like. Imagine having her sitting on your face. I'd rather fucking not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16576 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20461 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 (edited) So, I don't know the methodology of this polling, but apparently 60% of the population think the country is heading in the wrong direction (compared with only 18% thinking the contrary), and the MAJORITY (56%) of people now want to emigrate (or should I say ex-patriate?)! You really have to hand it to these tories. https://bylinetimes.com/2023/02/24/brexit-britain-half-of-brits-would-choose-to-leave-uk/ Edited February 24, 2023 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31695 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 There'll be a decent percentage of people wanting to fuck off who voted for all the shit we're now getting and who would gladly jettison and leave everyone to live with their mess. That's this country summed up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16576 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29545 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 Absolutely brilliantly put. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21337 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21337 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 17 MPs and one of them is this cunt. Can you imagine? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20461 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: 17 MPs and one of them is this cunt. Can you imagine? Frank Mancois is possibly the most gammony bloke ever. And that staring match at the end. I think Nads's seat might be even safer like, gifted to Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34136 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 25 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: 17 MPs and one of them is this cunt. Can you imagine? I saw that live at the time. Self didn’t really do himself any favours by staring him down but it’s typical Francois in that he’d shit his fucking pants if it was just the two of them, not live on tv etc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34136 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Also nailed on that Francois relived the scene at home later, in front of the mirror. In full military regalia. Only this time he chinned Self 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41361 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: In full military regalia This would fit him perfectly 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31695 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: This would fit him perfectly Ah, man. I had this as a bairn. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginolaandtonic 169 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: 17 MPs and one of them is this cunt. Can you imagine? Will Self started the staring to be fair. And he’s also a giant cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34136 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Why’s he a cunt? Out of interest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16576 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 58 minutes ago, Alex said: Why’s he a cunt? Out of interest Professional contrarian, utterly convinced of his own genius. Self regarding to an Olympic standard. In the bottom three people who I’d want to have a pint with 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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