Toonpack 10406 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: Departments for Rearranging the Deckchairs on the Titanic 👍🏻 and a Department for Creating Icebergs 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31594 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Fucking hell. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47118 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 This won't last long. There'll be loads of skeletons in his closet (outside of the stuff already exposed) that will come out now he's been given an actual job. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10017 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 (edited) Is there something in their manifesto requiring every PM to do silly things? Edited February 7, 2023 by Isegrim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10017 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Too good to not post it again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35935 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Anderson seems to hate the traveller community and loves asking people to settle their differences in the boxing ring. I think I’ve got an idea for him 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 44 minutes ago, ewerk said: Fucking hell. Sunak obviously thinks rather than have someone on the outside pissing in the tent, he'd rather have him on the inside shitting in it. Only 23 months of this to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35935 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Just now, Renton said: Sunak obviously thinks rather than have someone on the outside pissing in the tent, he'd rather have him on the inside shitting in it. Only 23 months of this to go. Same with Raab. There’s no way that story is going away but he’s putting off getting rid as long as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34458 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: Anderson seems to hate the traveller community and loves asking people to settle their differences in the boxing ring. I think I’ve got an idea for him 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10017 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35935 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Hopefully he’s putting himself forward 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 It's a shame Nick Clegg turned out to be, well, Nick Clegg, because otherwise there'd be a certain degree of satisfaction in this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-64577552 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10017 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43638 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Isegrim said: He still won’t bang you Doreen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 58% of people in Mid Bedfordshire voted for Nadine fucking Dorries last election. Are people from Luton the thickest cunts in the country or just massive fucking cunts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43638 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Renton said: Are people from Luton the thickest cunts in the country or just massive fucking cunts? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 So that's the thickest cuntish massive fucking cunts in the country then? Gotcha. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10017 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Just now, Renton said: So that's the thickest cuntish massive fucking cunts in the cuntry then? Gotcha. CuntedYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35935 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 8 hours ago, Meenzer said: It's a shame Nick Clegg turned out to be, well, Nick Clegg, because otherwise there'd be a certain degree of satisfaction in this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-64577552 Not the same level of batshit craziness as that but there’s definitely loads of the current Parliamentary Conservative party who were definitely never meant to get MPs and ended being them at the last election. Also, not defending this fella but there’s plenty play the expenses system etc in a more lucrative, subtle and, ultimately, equally selfish and corrupt (if not more). Worst that happens there is they pay back sone of what they nicked from the public purse / gave to the people paying them 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43638 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: loads of the current Parliamentary Conservative party who were definitely never meant to get MPs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Next time you hear Jeremy Cunt banging on about how "resilient" the UK economy is, as he was this morning, bear this in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 And just as I wrote that, the postie has dropped a letter from HSBC to add to the other 9 letters that my mortgage has gone up again. Now paying about £400 more than I was this time last year, and half my fucking mortgage is permanently fixed! Some people are in for a hell of a shock when their fixed rates end. And while I'm on it, remember the days when a tin of beans and sausages (kids like them, so do I if I'm honest) cost about 70 pence? Like, 2 years ago? Now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31594 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 And suddenly CT doesn't have the worst taste in food on this board. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22424 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 4 minutes ago, ewerk said: And suddenly CT doesn't have the worst taste in food on this board. How very dare you. Heinz beans and sausages on toast with a bit of grated mature cheddar on top, is the food of Gods. Unaffordable now, except as a special treat @The Fish's English tapas restaurant,. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 10 minutes ago, Renton said: How very dare you. Heinz beans and sausages on toast with a bit of grated mature cheddar on top, is the food of Gods. Unaffordable now, except as a special treat @The Fish's English tapas restaurant,. Sausages, plus Heinz beans is fine. Sausages in tin, be they surrounded by Heinz beans or no - that's entirely unacceptable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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