Politics

[PaddockLad 17281]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Rishi Sunak is an anagram of Hi Risk Anus. 
 

 

Just saying… 

This is being used as a pub quiz name this evening  

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, Craig said:

Gove back to Levelling Up. Fucking hell, he's created a hybrid Johnson/Truss cabinet. How is this a 'fresh start'?!

It isn’t. 
 

It’s about as fresh as our Iranian chum from the Other News thread. 
 

 

Iranian man who didn't wash for half a century dies at 94 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-63389045

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

9 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Are these jokers getting positions because they’re the only ones left or what?

It would seem so, which isn’t a great endorsement for the other 300+ muppets on their side of the House. 
 

Can whichever journalist is going to dig up whatever dirt they have on HRA get the fuck on with it please? 

[Craig 6682]

 

[ewerk 30620]

12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It isn’t. 
 

It’s about as fresh as our Iranian chum from the Other News thread. 
 

 

Iranian man who didn't wash for half a century dies at 94 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-63389045

‘Amou Haji had refused to use soap and water for more than half a century, fearing it would make him sick.

 

But, local media say, Amou Haji finally succumbed to pressure and washed a few months ago.

 

According to Iran's IRNA news agency, he became ill shortly afterwards and died on Sunday.’

 

TBF maybe he was right all along? Though by that measure the life expectancy in Sunderland would be well over 100.

[ewerk 30620]

I mean fucking hell.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I mean fucking hell.

 

 

I reckon he’s going for Truss’ record, short-man competitiveness. 

[Craig 6682]

The Braverman appointment was NEVER going to be anything but a shit-show. So much for making sure the focus was completely on the important stuff.
 

 

[Gemmill 44900]

The Braverman appointment was an eminently avoidable misstep. He's so shit scared of the ERG though. Take the cunts on ffs. He'd get more respect from the electorate that he needs to focus on if he stood up to those pricks. 

[Rayvin 5223]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The Braverman appointment was an eminently avoidable misstep. He's so shit scared of the ERG though. Take the cunts on ffs. He'd get more respect from the electorate that he needs to focus on if he stood up to those pricks. 

 

It's absolutely about keeping ERG on side - also worth noting though that Braverman is a favourite amongst the Daily Mail brigade. She'll keep the dyed in the wool Kippers happier.

[Craig 6682]

Here we go. 31 cabinet roles, 21 of which are occupied by the same person who did the same role for either Truss or Johnson. 

Of the 29 heads in the cabinet, only 3 are new to the table. 2 roles (Wales & Development) still to fill. 

This is a 'fresh start'

 

[Renton 21627]

These past three PMs have made some right cuntish ministerial appointments:

Dorries -Culture.

Badenoch - Equality.

Patel and Braverman×2 - Home office.

Coffey - Health.

Rees-Mogg - Business 

Baker - NI

 

Its an absolute piss take. Not only are they deliberately trolling us to get one over the left, but there's been no stability for years. There's been 6 education appointments this year alone ffs.

 

I'll never get tired of saying it, I fucking hate these cunts with every fibre of my being. Two more years of this shit ro endure. 

 

NB: under THIRTEEN years of New Labour, we had two PMs and two chancellors.

 

Edited October 25, 2022 by Renton

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

12 minutes ago, Renton said:

under THIRTEEN years of New Labour, we had two PMs and two chancellors.

This should be getting plastered all over every spare billboard. 
 

“ Strong and stable or chaos?”

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Also, HRA is the second Tory PM in less than 5 months to have been fined by the Met for breaking the law on Covid rules.… laws they themselves wrote. 
 

[RobinRobin 11281]

15 hours ago, Rayvin said:

 

PS I'm back off to the Caribbean.  I'll send a postcard 

[Craig 6682]

 

[Holden McGroin 6587]

Sounds like she is slurring.

[Gemmill 44900]

Aye. She's hammered again. 

[Howmanheyman 33245]

 

 

 

 

[Craig 6682]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Aye. She's hammered again. 

 

Completely fucking trollied!

 

 

[Craig 6682]

So the narrative of today's PMQs are going to be dominated by Sunak's decision to reappoint Braverman. Another powerplay from the cunts in government to divert attention away from focusing on what REALLY matters - there's no way Sunak is naive enough not to have foreseen this call would attract massive fallout. 

Can we have a General Election please? They're taking the piss out of all of us.

[Craig 6682]

Both of these fucked up last week - one was captured directing an insult towards an MP, the other broke ministerial code and generated a security breach due to sheer incompetence. One of them has been suspended, the other, after a 5 day break, continues in position. 

Fucking madness.

 

 

[Renton 21627]

2 minutes ago, Craig said:

Both of these fucked up last week - one was captured directing an insult towards an MP, the other broke ministerial code and generated a security breach due to sheer incompetence. One of them has been suspended, the other, after a 5 day break, continues in position. 

Fucking madness.

 

 

 

I would hardly say "directly", Krishnan was off air, it was anoyher "mic" moment. Plus he was factually correct, I'm not even sure Baker would deny it. 

 

As for PMQ, I can't see anyway Sunak can look good on this. Every which way I look at this Braverman is a blunder. The hypocrisy of her resignation, having the ERG shit in the tent rather than piss in from outside, and the continued conflict with Hunt (the real reason she resigned) is still there. Odd.

 

If I was Starmer I'd also bring up the levelling up Tunbridge Wells video too. In fact I would do that every single PMQ. I think that video is incredibly damaging for him. 

[Craig 6682]

What a fucking joke.

 

 

[Craig 6682]

Just now, Renton said:

 

I would hardly say "directly", Krishnan was off air, it was anoyher "mic" moment. Plus he was factually correct, I'm not even sure Baker would deny it. 

 

As for PMQ, I can't see anyway Sunak can look good on this. Every which way I look at this Braverman is a blunder. The hypocrisy of her resignation, having the ERG shit in the tent rather than piss in from outside, and the continued conflict with Hunt (the real reason she resigned) is still there. Odd.

 

If I was Starmer I'd also bring up the levelling up Tunbridge Wells video too. In fact I would do that every single PMQ. I think that video is incredibly damaging for him. 

 

I said directed, not directly. I agree it was another 'mic' moment that was only captured because someone left a recording on. Fucking hell, half the MSM would probably be suspended if they forgot to turn the mics off more often.