Politics

[Gemmill 44931]

It's her baps they're into. Anyone else? 

[Renton 21635]

For fun:

 

 

 

[ewerk 30629]

The Lib Dem’s PR have pulled another one out of the bag. How do they just keep doing it?

 

[Alex 35095]

Liz Truss would be amazing. That Pork Markets speech sums her up. She delivers dopey line after dopey line, each time standing there with a glakey smile. Then after a couple of seconds there’s the polite embarrassed applause when the audience realises that’s it

[Renton 21635]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

The Lib Dem’s PR have pulled another one out of the bag. How do they just keep doing it?

 

 

I would have preferred an effigy of Johnson being run over by a JCB personally. 

[Renton 21635]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

Liz Truss would be amazing. That Pork Markets speech sums her up. She delivers dopey line after dopey line, each time standing there with a glakey smile. Then after a couple of seconds there’s the polite embarrassed applause when the audience realises that’s it

 

Forget about all the comedies I love, this always makes me laugh.  

The cheese on too.

 

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 20198]

 

Fuck me, that's embarrassing 

[ewerk 30629]

 You can just imagine the poor fucker at the side desperately flashing the applause sign.

[Howmanheyman 33267]

That last line.....was that just an aside regarding her speech?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13882]

Yet another chinless wonder from the Tory party. If we're going off the, correct, assumption that a strong chin will appeal to the common man, Sunak's looks like it could withstand a couple of jabs from Speedbag Starmer at the least. Could be a tactic that the Tories look to employ, if you ask me.

[Gemmill 44931]

Sunak is 5ft 6. He's not about to lead the country when he's shorter than the average height of a 15 yr old boy. That's a fact btw, I looked that stat up. 

Plus the Tories relied heavily on racists to win the last election. Good luck getting them to vote for Sunak. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13882]

He's 5ft 6 and 4ft 8 of it is pure chin. The chin matrix is off the map with this guy.

[Alex 35095]

Given ears are meant to keep growing he’ll be like fucking Dumbo if he makes it to 70 

[Sonatine 11393]

 

[Gemmill 44931]

So Simon Case who's investigating the parties was throwing his own parties too.

 

[Meenzer 15550]

Decent start to the chart week...

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

5 hours ago, Gemmill said:

So Simon Case who's investigating the parties was throwing his own parties too.

 

He’s quit the “investigation”. 
What odds on his replacement, Sue Gray, being a party animal too? 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59701369

[NJS 4389]

"We need someone to run a token investigation to back up our claim there were no parties - he'll do... " 

 

........ "Shit - the fucker was at one of the parties" 

[Meenzer 15550]

Normal country 

 

 

[Alex 35095]

Tbf anyone listening to the express is way beyond help at this point 

[Kid Dynamite 7033]

How do you grow up on a council estate in Liverpool, as a Daughter of a bus driver, work as a Nurse and still somehow manage to become a Tory? Nadine Dorries is the worst of the lot IMO. She's seen first hand the damage her party does to working class Northern towns. At least most of her colleagues were born into money and know no different 

[ewerk 30629]

Some people are born cunts.

[Alex 35095]

49 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

How do you grow up on a council estate in Liverpool, as a Daughter of a bus driver, work as a Nurse and still somehow manage to become a Tory? Nadine Dorries is the worst of the lot IMO. She's seen first hand the damage her party does to working class Northern towns. At least most of her colleagues were born into money and know no different 

I don’t think she ever worked as a nurse although she was happy for people to think that until a bit of digging. Not that it changes your point but I wouldn’t want anyone to think she’d ever done anything selfless like that 

[Rayvin 5223]

2 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

How do you grow up on a council estate in Liverpool, as a Daughter of a bus driver, work as a Nurse and still somehow manage to become a Tory? Nadine Dorries is the worst of the lot IMO. She's seen first hand the damage her party does to working class Northern towns. At least most of her colleagues were born into money and know no different 

 

I think we all know the answer to this. She "worked hard" and fully believes that the reason she's got to where she is, comes down to there being something special about her. Something that makes her better than the people she came from. Anyone could make a success of themselves no matter their background, if they just work hard enough (but only people with as much grit as she has, will ever manage this). Those that don't, deserve their strife.

[Dr Gloom 21939]

2 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

How do you grow up on a council estate in Liverpool, as a Daughter of a bus driver, work as a Nurse and still somehow manage to become a Tory? Nadine Dorries is the worst of the lot IMO. She's seen first hand the damage her party does to working class Northern towns. At least most of her colleagues were born into money and know no different 

There are Tories just like her up and down the country - “aspirational” working class who blame all their problems on the benefit  scroungers next door or immigrants. 

There is also a breed of Tory voter who genuinely believe the old money elite were born to rule. It’s quite staggering but I’ve seen it first hand. This idea that those born into wealth are better placed to manage tne public finances, despite all the evidence to the contrary