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4 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

I see bojos mam has died. Now who's going to supply the NHS with ppe?

 

1 hour ago, Alex said:

I bet he forgot she was alive until he found out she was dead 

Just gone behind in the polls? Still too recently married? Still too recently had a baby? No major football/rugby tournament where you can wear the teams shirt with your name on over your suit at the minute? 

 

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9 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Cabinet re-shuffle about to happen and the rumours are Gavin Williamson to NI. I know what he's done to deserve it but what the hell did we do?

raab and williamson missing from front bench at PMQs

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15 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Cabinet re-shuffle about to happen and the rumours are Gavin Williamson to NI. I know what he's done to deserve it but what the hell did we do?

 

Don't worry, he'll only end up flying to Norfolk Island anyway.

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