ewerk 30632 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Reshuffle coming up, you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 4 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: I see bojos mam has died. Now who's going to supply the NHS with ppe? 1 hour ago, Alex said: I bet he forgot she was alive until he found out she was dead Just gone behind in the polls? Still too recently married? Still too recently had a baby? No major football/rugby tournament where you can wear the teams shirt with your name on over your suit at the minute? Then try Matricide-R-us.com! For just £1m you get our specially skilled operatives to take out your dear old mater in a quick and painless procedure saving her from her suffering of being your mother and old age. Our operatives are highly experienced and may or may not have worked with russian intelligence agencies and can help swing those opinion polls back with the nation's sympathy! (Matricide-R-us.com are happy to take payment from specially selected donors or receive lucrative contracts and/or classified information of a similar or higher value than £1m. Terms and conditions apply). 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Terms and conditions apply that finishing touch made it all the funnier 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30632 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Cabinet re-shuffle about to happen and the rumours are Gavin Williamson to NI. I know what he's done to deserve it but what the hell did we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21940 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, ewerk said: Cabinet re-shuffle about to happen and the rumours are Gavin Williamson to NI. I know what he's done to deserve it but what the hell did we do? raab and williamson missing from front bench at PMQs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20199 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Is it common to have reshuffles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15550 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 15 minutes ago, ewerk said: Cabinet re-shuffle about to happen and the rumours are Gavin Williamson to NI. I know what he's done to deserve it but what the hell did we do? Don't worry, he'll only end up flying to Norfolk Island anyway. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30632 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Is it common to have reshuffles? Every five years or so - ten years - helps to get rid of the bad blood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30632 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Gove is the first to move. Off to the Ministry of Sound apparently. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17283 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9798 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 This reshuffle should be honoured with a bafta award for best live comedy. what the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30632 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Gove taking over at Communities and Housing. Well if anyone know about being kicked out of your house at short notice and desperate then it's him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44931 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Nadine Dorries, Culture Minister. Fucking ridiculous trolling from Johnson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17283 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Good or bad for the takeover?...seeing as she gives pigshit a bad name am thinking it's positive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21940 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44931 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Be awful if he got Covid and died. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15550 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Opus liberabit vos, hic haec hoc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21940 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Be awful if he got Covid and died. no chance. only shirkers get covid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21635 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Well this is completely normal, nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Fuck me. Here come the costume dramas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13882 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Ooh, I’ve really missed racist ethnic stereotypes in our comedy. Men in drag making gay innuendos as well. Maybe Chubby Brown can guest on the first episode of the Big Break reboot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21940 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11282 Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 18 hours ago, Meenzer said: Opus liberabit vos, hic haec hoc Sicut quod eram dicere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21940 Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 (edited) 16 hours ago, Renton said: Well this is completely normal, nothing to see here. this is even better Edited September 17, 2021 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30632 Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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