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I don't know why I put myself through watching live parliament. Johnson doing his social care announcement, and a bunch of Tory bellends doing the "Does he agree with me..." questions. 

 

"Does the Prime Minister agree with me, that if he and I went out to the pub tonight, all the ladies in attendance would want to suck us off?" 

 

"I'd like to thank my right honourable friend for his support, and let me confirm that we would indeed be on the receiving end of some good British suck-jobs, were we to hit the pubs of his wonderful constituency tonight."

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I just don't believe there are consequences for this lot anymore. Not in the short term. Eventually the cycle will work its way back round to something other than a Tory government, but they seem to be able to do whatever they want at the minute. 

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On 06/09/2021 at 12:49, ewerk said:

I see the Tories are going to raise my National Insurance contributions to pay for England's social care problem.

You're welcome.

 

But it's already being well spent if you live up North. Thank you Mr Shapps, you're so good to us. 

 

It's beyond parody now. 

 

 

 

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:lol:

 

Christmas day:

 

"....and last, but certainly not least, a toast to our great government who not only gave us brexit and sovereignty but let us sit in scrapped trains so as to help us in North rather than spend more money than is necessary in these days of EU red tape. God bless us, every one!"

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Can’t imagine converting a train carriage into any of those things is particularly cost effective. I wonder if the contracts went to Tory donors etc 🙄

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14 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Imagine spending your winters trying to learn Maths in a freezing cold, previously used train ffs :lol: What an environment 

But at least leaves on the track should not be an issue.

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10 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Can you imagine being such a boot licking cap doffer you would vote for these cunts if you're from Northern England?

 

:CT:

 

Leaked by his own party, at a guess 

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