Sonatine 11393 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Cold ketchup? Not having that like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Ewerk used to be a filthy stand up wiper, but was converted iirc. He'll soon be putting his ketchup in the fridge like the rest of civilised society. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 (edited) Picked this up in RTG's politics board, apparently from Yougov constituency polling. Tory/Labour/BXP marginal. Kinda scary... constituency Con Lab LD Brexit Barnsley Central 17 42 4 33 Barnsley East 23 40 5 28 Hartlepool 30 37 5 27 Kingston upon Hull East 25 40 6 25 Doncaster North 24 44 5 24 South Shields 21 42 7 23 Easington 23 46 6 22 Normanton, Pontefract and Castleford 29 41 6 22 Kingston upon Hull West and Hessle 29 41 7 20 Washington and Sunderland West 28 42 5 20 Wigan 28 43 6 20 Jarrow 23 46 6 19 Rotherham 30 41 7 19 Wentworth and Dearne 31 42 6 19 Blaenau Gwent 23 43 5 19 Doncaster Central 33 39 5 18 Houghton and Sunderland South 29 43 5 18 Kingston upon Hull North 26 45 6 18 Hemsworth 33 42 4 17 Makerfield 30 45 5 17 Middlesbrough 25 47 5 17 Merthyr Tydfil and Rhymney 19 49 4 17 Redcar 34 39 6 16 Rother Valley 42 34 4 16 St Helens North 27 48 6 16 Rhondda 15 49 4 16 Cynon Valley 20 44 4 16 Edited December 11, 2019 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Am I misreading that? Labour wins everywhere except Rother valley, wherever that is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Rayvin said: Picked this up in RTG's politics board, apparently from Yougov constituency polling. Tory/Labour/BXP marginal. Kinda scary... constituency Con Lab LD Brexit Barnsley Central 17 42 4 33 Barnsley East 23 40 5 28 Hartlepool 30 37 5 27 Kingston upon Hull East 25 40 6 25 Doncaster North 24 44 5 24 South Shields 21 42 7 23 Easington 23 46 6 22 Normanton, Pontefract and Castleford 29 41 6 22 Kingston upon Hull West and Hessle 29 41 7 20 Washington and Sunderland West 28 42 5 20 Wigan 28 43 6 20 Jarrow 23 46 6 19 Rotherham 30 41 7 19 Wentworth and Dearne 31 42 6 19 Blaenau Gwent 23 43 5 19 Doncaster Central 33 39 5 18 Houghton and Sunderland South 29 43 5 18 Kingston upon Hull North 26 45 6 18 Hemsworth 33 42 4 17 Makerfield 30 45 5 17 Middlesbrough 25 47 5 17 Merthyr Tydfil and Rhymney 19 49 4 17 Redcar 34 39 6 16 Rother Valley 42 34 4 16 St Helens North 27 48 6 16 Rhondda 15 49 4 16 Cynon Valley 20 44 4 16 why scary? it looks like the brexit party is splitting the leave vote nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Renton said: Am I misreading that? Labour wins everywhere except Rother valley, wherever that is? It's Kevin Barron's seat, who has done all he can to facilitate a hard Tory Brexit so fuck him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Eggs- fridge or cupboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Kuennsberg nailing her colours to the mast. "This nice thing.... Or chaos with Jeremy Corbyn" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Eggs- fridge or cupboard? Fridge man. Haven't you got an egg holder in there that came with the fridge? Seagull eggs to be ceremoniously destroyed though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Eggs are no brainer fridge. You're not eating them raw so this is simply a freshness question. Ketchup says on the bottle to refrigerate it btw, you dirty pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Cupboard. They aren’t stored in chilled cabinets at the supermarket, no need to put them in the fridge at home. However, if you do put them in the fridge, (before sitting down to wipe your filthy arse), you should keep them in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Cupboard. They aren’t stored in chilled cabinets at the supermarket, no need to put them in the fridge at home. However, if you do put them in the fridge, (before sitting down to wipe your filthy arse), you should keep them in there. Eggs are on supermarket shelves for about a day on average, they have a rapid turnover so no need to refrigerate in shop. If I ever meet you I'm reminded not to shake your cack covered hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Ok, Cleanhands, how long do you keep your eggs at home like? Anything over a week and you may as well suck them straight out of a seagull’s hoop. Cupboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 36 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: why scary? it looks like the brexit party is splitting the leave vote nicely Scary in that the combined might of both clearly trumps Labour's tally. A bit of tactical voting on their side and we're in trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Kuennsberg nailing her colours to the mast. "This nice thing.... Or chaos with Jeremy Corbyn" a decent majority or a frenzied coalition - she isn't even trying, is she 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Just now, Rayvin said: Scary in that the combined might of both clearly trumps Labour's tally. A bit of tactical voting on their side and we're in trouble the brexit party could save us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 I've always hoped when push comes to shove, a lot of northerners won't stomach voting tory. Note is doing us a favour. Suits him, he doesn't want to complere Brexit, he wants us to be in perpetual Brexit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 i'm not defending the bbc or LK here, but he is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 that doesn't mean, by the way, that journalists shouldn't be more careful. it is much easier for personal view to shape a tweet than a news report though. i have seen colleagues get into big trouble for bypassing the newsdesk when they tweet stuff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 I mean, it's basically the Brexit Party isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, Rayvin said: Scary in that the combined might of both clearly trumps Labour's tally. A bit of tactical voting on their side and we're in trouble It's okay, you told us they're too stupid to understand such concepts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, ewerk said: It's okay, you told us they're too stupid to understand such concepts. let's hope I was right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Cupboard. They aren’t stored in chilled cabinets at the supermarket, no need to put them in the fridge at home. However, if you do put them in the fridge, (before sitting down to wipe your filthy arse), you should keep them in there. I'm already sitting down to have the shit motherfucker! My position doesn't change. Unless we are about to discover that you stand up and just let the shit bounce off the toilet seat, the back of your knee, and into the pan? Your version of a ghost poo is when you don't have to wipe the backs of your legs, isn't it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 It's a skill. https://deadspin.com/if-you-dont-want-to-watch-a-man-shoot-out-a-turd-into-a-1828897434 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Looks like Gloom was right - 71% of Labour voters think Jews are disloyal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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