Park Life 71 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt2R3j0qGXE#t=7m17s Ant, you can't embed a video that you want to start from a specific point in the video, you have to post it as a link. Get your coding hat on, please. I'm addicted to trews now and it's your fault fuck face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46034 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 She was the one who won the apprentice but knocked back the job, and she's now just a rentaquote horror show who makes a living from being controversial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46034 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 I'm addicted to trews now and it's your fault fuck face.[emoji38] it's mint. That link didn't quite work as planned cos it was only meant to the you to 7m18s into the video. Not to worry though, you'll have enjoyed it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17659 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 I hate clicking on anything that's even about the bitch, but did and read that. She's horrific, but she'll get what's coming to her in the end. I mean she already partly has with that fucking nose. The British media are paying her. Theyre the ones I'd fuckin shoot with a gun ship... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33849 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 I'd shoot any cunt on the apprentice, then give a final warning to anyone watching the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Final warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31209 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 The ladies just can't get enough of him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_RonXv8u78&app=desktop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46034 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 He's like Kennedy. A total fanny magnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9961 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I'd shoot any cunt on the apprentice, then give a final warning to anyone watching the show. Guns are bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33849 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I'd use a peashooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10968 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Guns are bad About bloody time. Soon you'll realise that socialism isn't the same as communism as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43074 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I'd use a peashooter.Peas are bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Last day to register to vote y'all, you've got until midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31209 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Miliband is taking this shit to the streets https://vine.co/v/eamYZUFJKO7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15722 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 https://twitter.com/cooledmiliband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 "I sometimes wonder if satire has reached a nadir in Britain because British society has itself become a parody of itself. The Chipping Norton Set: the prime minister, a tabloid editor and a Roger Mellie-ish TV icon all conveniently living in the same little town and taking turns at being the centre of scandal, feels like a novel Martin Amis bashed out because his conservatory was leaking. Likewise there has been an element of tragic irony this week as the growing drumbeat of anti-immigration election rhetoric has been punctuated by the mass drowning of migrants. The SNP’s growing popularity has prompted a little low-level press racism of the kilts-and-porridge variety, as an English electorate struggles with the idea that there will be Scottish people holding the reins of power for the first time since the last government. Nicola Sturgeon has been called “the most dangerous woman in Britain”, by someone who hasn’t met any other Scottish women. Of course, it’s difficult to explain to English people that we have always had their best interests at heart – if we hadn’t invented penicillin they would have all died in a Greek airport departure lounge. There have already been a couple of amusing moments in the campaign when leaders standing in front of union jacks expounding on the need for a £100bn missile system have taken time out to warn us about the dangers of nationalism. Personally, I think it might be invigorating to have a hung parliament where, before any law was passed, the government had to have an argument with a Scottish person. “Gosh, you seem awfully good at this. Have you had some practice?” “I’m not actually part of the Scottish negotiating team, I’m just here to take your drinks order …” “Ah, right, could I have a cup of tea?” “NO.” Ed Miliband’s anti-immigration stance is odd: it’s hard to vote for a man who doesn’t have the confidence to defend his own existence. It seems that his main argument against immigrants is that his dad raised a befuddled fuckwit. Could you hand Labour’s “controls on immigration” mug to a guest? There’s nothing like jollying up a Macmillan Cancer Support coffee morning by making your neighbours feel like the pakoras were a little unwelcome. Let’s not forget where coffee and tea come from: this mug is bitterly opposed to its own contents. Unless you drink hot Tizer from a coffee cup, the drink inside that mug will be an immigrant. The logic of a receptacle for hot beverages provided by slavery and colonisation being anti-immigrant bears no more examination than a pair of homophobic Speedos. Then there’s Ukip, like someone made a heavy-handed version of The Thick of It for ITV. They don’t want Britain to be ruled by foreigners – with the notable exception of the royal family. They want an Australian-style points system for immigration. Who knows what this will look like, but my suspicion is “being white” will be like catching the snitch in Quidditch. If we have become a self-satirising society, Ukip are just the broader end, the easy slapstick laughs. They even have a porn-star candidate. Of course, he isn’t the first MP to have filmed himself having sex. But he is the first to do so with an adult, whom he allowed to live. Even our charity is essentially patronising. Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Give him a fishing rod and he can feed himself. Alternatively, don’t poison the fishing waters, abduct his great-grandparents into slavery, then turn up 400 years later on your gap year talking a lot of shite about fish. In a further nod to satire, Comic Relief this year focused on Malawi and Uganda. I didn’t see any acknowledgement that Britain had been the colonial power in those countries. “Thanks for the gold, lads, thanks for the diamonds. We had a whip-round and got you a fishing rod.” A lot of racism comes from projection. White Americans have a stereotype of black people being criminals purely because they can’t acknowledge that it was actually white people that stole them from Africa in the first place. Today, you have the spectacle of black men being gunned down by cops who, by way of mitigation, release footage to show that the victims were running away. This is what happens when you don’t understand or even acknowledge history. You end up in a situation where, when slavery is the elephant in the room in your relationship with African Americans, you think it’s OK to say that you killed one of them because he was trying to escape. Britain is in a similar place with colonialism. We have streets named after slave owners. We profited from a vile crime and feel no shame. We fear the arrival of immigrants that we have drawn here with the wealth we stole from them. For much of the rest of the world we must be the focus of bitter amusement, characters in a satire we don’t understand. It is British people that don’t learn languages, or British history. Britain is the true scrounger, the true criminal." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33849 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Good read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43074 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 "Of course, he isnt the first MP to have filmed himself having sex. But he is the first to do so with an adult, whom he allowed to live." Oof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15722 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 https://twitter.com/politicshome/status/590538576313634816/photo/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17659 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 The wife of a Tory minister who's also a fuckin journalist accusing others of being leaches...fuck me man Boyle is right , this lot are beyond satire.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 If they were so scared of the democratic process in Scotland, why did they fight so hard to keep us? The mass hysteria of the press against the SNP is only strengthening the SNP support's resolve. And I say this as someone standing against an SNP candidate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22155 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 i see the tories pulled out the big guns today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46034 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Aye good luck JJ. Toontastic has got a solid record for turning out political candidates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5299 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Aye good luck JJ. Toontastic has got a solid record for turning out political candidates. We do..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22155 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Bridget, Alex... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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