Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 As the title says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Only the most cushioned and velvety. Wet wipes on hand for any bigger jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Paper???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 Only the most cushioned and velvety. Wet wipes on hand for any bigger jobs. piles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 Paper???? you're a bidet man, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33232 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 "In this bog Do not linger, Use the bogroll Not your finger." "Shakespeare came here to sit and think, I came here to shit and stink." Toilet wall, Old Work, Back Heaton Park Road, circa 1992. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 there are few things as satisfying in life as the clean break, one wipe shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Aye but what hand do you use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Sitting or standing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 don't start that again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 It would be useful to have that sort of information included under the usernames for reference to easily identify the shit smearers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Andrex, shea butter variety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I just use my fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 No idea Mrs P buys all this kind of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 She probably does your wiping too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 (edited) I've honestly never purchased any household products in me life... I do buy some lite foodstuffs cause being German Mrs P doesn't really know what good food is... Edited November 21, 2013 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Andrex. Even in my student days, I could never skimp on bog roll. Had to keep it in my room though else it'd all get nicked in favour of the 10p a roll stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Whatever's on offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Do primary schools still use shiny tracing paper in the bogs instead of the proper stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Cath trying to weed out the board paedophile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 Do primary schools still use shiny tracing paper in the bogs instead of the proper stuff? utterly pointless wasn't it? just used to smear the shit around. i remember it well but find it hard to believe things were really that bleak in the 80s that schools couldn't afford proper bog roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Cath trying to weed out the board paedophile. Seems it worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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