What brand of tea do you drink

[Christmas Tree 4725]

I've smoked tea leaves.

We used to smoke dried out banana skins in our early teens. A mixture of no money, desperation and some older lads telling us that's what dope was

[Monkeys Fist 42457]

I'd fucking love to see CT posting on here stoned.

[Gemmill 44891]

I can't bear tea. I'm no great lover of coffee either but I could drink a cup if it's packed full of cream and sugar.  

 

I'm drinking hot blackcurrant juice on arrival at work at the minute, to get the feeling back into my fingers. 

On arrival at nursery did you say?

[Gemmill 44891]

I'd fucking love to see CT posting on here stoned.

I'd love to stone CT.

[Monkeys Fist 42457]

I'd love to stone CT.

Jehovah!

[Meenzer 15531]

Jehovah!

 

Boldon Asda didn't have Jehovah so I used tinned ham

[Tooj 17]

[Gemmill 44891]

My lass has bought some posh green tea too, for which you use one of these contraptions.

 

[Meenzer 15531]

The contraption is green too. Clever.

[Monkeys Fist 42457]

Doesn't the piss it's floating in taint the tea?

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Some tit tried to sell me Mint Tea as weed in Avignon.

I almost felt sorry for him.

 

i famously bought an oxo cube for £15 at Reading 95, didn't smoke that well.

[Meenzer 15531]

This place briefly addressed the novelty tea market. The drinks were pretty rank but pushing the pretty buttons on the funky teapots was always fun.

[sweetleftpeg 0]

I never drank tea or coffee as a kid. My mam was a tea drinker and I always thought it was a bit minging. Then when I joined the cooncil at 21 all they did was drink tea and coffee.

[Monkeys Fist 42457]

 

i famously bought an oxo cube for £15 at Reading 95, didn't smoke that well.

Beef or chicken?

[Gemmill 44891]

The contraption is green too. Clever.

Ours are black and purple.

[Meenzer 15531]

I never drank tea or coffee as a kid. My mam was a tea drinker and I always thought it was a bit minging. Then when I joined the cooncil at 21 all they did was drink tea and coffee.

 

Circumstance means I've only ever worked in one office in this country. They adopted the tea-making approach rightly bemoaned earlier in this thread - dipping the teabag into the water for a few seconds before discarding it and adding industrial quantities of milk and sugar.

 

Point. Thoroughly. Missed.

 

[trophyshy 7083]

 

i famously bought an oxo cube for £15 at Reading 95, didn't smoke that well.

I still feel guilty about that. If it's any consolation, our camp food was bland.

[Howmanheyman 33231]

I never drank tea or coffee as a kid. My mam was a tea drinker and I always thought it was a bit minging. Then when I joined the cooncil at 21 all they did was drink tea and coffee.

A mate of mine lost his testicles from a bit of shrapnel in the Falklands, he is also allergic to caffeine. He got a job with Newcastle City Council and had to declare his medical condition. When he was told he was successful and had landed the job he asked what time he started in a morning? "Everyone else starts at 9am prompt till 5pm but you can start at 11am instead" the Manager said. My mate asked why this was? "Because we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls for the first couple of hours every day and that'll be no good to you".

[sweetleftpeg 0]

A mate of mine lost his testicles from a bit of shrapnel in the Falklands, he is also allergic to caffeine. He got a job with Newcastle City Council and had to declare his medical condition. When he was told he was successful and had landed the job he asked what time he started in a morning? "Everyone else starts at 9am prompt till 5pm but you can start at 11am instead" the Manager said. My mate asked why this was? "Because we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls for the first couple of hours every day and that'll be no good to you".

Boom boom! Oldie but goodie!

[Renton 21627]

 

i famously bought an oxo cube for £15 at Reading 95, didn't smoke that well.

I 'bought' a couple of segments of Yorkie bar wrapped in foil from some kids in Toxteth once, for about 50 quid. I realised what it was right away but let's say I was under considerable duress to complete the transaction.

 

To this day I still fantasize about killing those fuckers.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

aye, we've all been there. i've bought untold number of vastly overpriced caffeine pills over the years while out and about

[ChezGiven 0]

 

Standing in a field talking to some youthful lad and he goes 'they've got absolutely no mdma in them but they're only 3 quid' to which i replied 'give us 10 then'.

 

My mates still bring that up as evidence of my idiocy.

 

Bought some oregano in cruddas park once. \

 

I dont drink tea.

[The Fish 10857]

Thrown in your face i assume?

I chose the wrong day to give up barbituates.

[Meenzer 15531]

Only this place could make me feel a wally for never having been ripped off for drugs.

[Brock Manson 0]

I received chocolate tea as a gift once. Wasn't bad but for the price I'd imagine you can get the same effect by grating some bourneville into your cuppa.