Christmas Tree 4529 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 I've smoked tea leaves. We used to smoke dried out banana skins in our early teens. A mixture of no money, desperation and some older lads telling us that's what dope was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41499 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I'd fucking love to see CT posting on here stoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43164 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I can't bear tea. I'm no great lover of coffee either but I could drink a cup if it's packed full of cream and sugar.   I'm drinking hot blackcurrant juice on arrival at work at the minute, to get the feeling back into my fingers. On arrival at nursery did you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43164 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I'd fucking love to see CT posting on here stoned. I'd love to stone CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41499 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I'd love to stone CT.Jehovah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Jehovah! Â Boldon Asda didn't have Jehovah so I used tinned ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43164 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 My lass has bought some posh green tea too, for which you use one of these contraptions. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 The contraption is green too. Clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41499 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Doesn't the piss it's floating in taint the tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21558 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Some tit tried to sell me Mint Tea as weed in Avignon. I almost felt sorry for him.  i famously bought an oxo cube for £15 at Reading 95, didn't smoke that well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 This place briefly addressed the novelty tea market. The drinks were pretty rank but pushing the pretty buttons on the funky teapots was always fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I never drank tea or coffee as a kid. My mam was a tea drinker and I always thought it was a bit minging. Then when I joined the cooncil at 21 all they did was drink tea and coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41499 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013  i famously bought an oxo cube for £15 at Reading 95, didn't smoke that well. Beef or chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43164 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 The contraption is green too. Clever. Ours are black and purple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I never drank tea or coffee as a kid. My mam was a tea drinker and I always thought it was a bit minging. Then when I joined the cooncil at 21 all they did was drink tea and coffee. Â Circumstance means I've only ever worked in one office in this country. They adopted the tea-making approach rightly bemoaned earlier in this thread - dipping the teabag into the water for a few seconds before discarding it and adding industrial quantities of milk and sugar. Â Point. Thoroughly. Missed. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013  i famously bought an oxo cube for £15 at Reading 95, didn't smoke that well. I still feel guilty about that. If it's any consolation, our camp food was bland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32092 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I never drank tea or coffee as a kid. My mam was a tea drinker and I always thought it was a bit minging. Then when I joined the cooncil at 21 all they did was drink tea and coffee. A mate of mine lost his testicles from a bit of shrapnel in the Falklands, he is also allergic to caffeine. He got a job with Newcastle City Council and had to declare his medical condition. When he was told he was successful and had landed the job he asked what time he started in a morning? "Everyone else starts at 9am prompt till 5pm but you can start at 11am instead" the Manager said. My mate asked why this was? "Because we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls for the first couple of hours every day and that'll be no good to you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 A mate of mine lost his testicles from a bit of shrapnel in the Falklands, he is also allergic to caffeine. He got a job with Newcastle City Council and had to declare his medical condition. When he was told he was successful and had landed the job he asked what time he started in a morning? "Everyone else starts at 9am prompt till 5pm but you can start at 11am instead" the Manager said. My mate asked why this was? "Because we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls for the first couple of hours every day and that'll be no good to you". Boom boom! Oldie but goodie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20600 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013  i famously bought an oxo cube for £15 at Reading 95, didn't smoke that well. I 'bought' a couple of segments of Yorkie bar wrapped in foil from some kids in Toxteth once, for about 50 quid. I realised what it was right away but let's say I was under considerable duress to complete the transaction.  To this day I still fantasize about killing those fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21558 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 aye, we've all been there. i've bought untold number of vastly overpriced caffeine pills over the years while out and about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Â Standing in a field talking to some youthful lad and he goes 'they've got absolutely no mdma in them but they're only 3 quid' to which i replied 'give us 10 then'. Â My mates still bring that up as evidence of my idiocy. Â Bought some oregano in cruddas park once. \ Â I dont drink tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Thrown in your face i assume? I chose the wrong day to give up barbituates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15193 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Only this place could make me feel a wally for never having been ripped off for drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I received chocolate tea as a gift once. Wasn't bad but for the price I'd imagine you can get the same effect by grating some bourneville into your cuppa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now