acrossthepond 877 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 This is probably excess sentimentality that I'll feel silly about in the cold light of day tomorrow, but I would support Jonas being hired as manager. If we gave him an actual coaching staff to support him (unlike the current coaching staff of a slapheed chancer and Freddie Woodman's dad), I reckon he could be like Garry Monk at Swansea. It's not like our manager buys or sells players anyway so his expertise/lack thereof in that area doesn't matter, and it's very clear that he's up for a challenge, whether that be facing cancer or dragging our squad of mercenaries and total donkeys across the finish line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5217 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) Absolute fucking legend. I'll being telling my grandkids about the nufc player who had more stones in a single bollock than the rest of our team combined. To think we're just going to cast him aside... Edited May 24, 2015 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I'd love to see him given a 1-2 year deal, he's a fantastic pro and is clearly a good influence. He's also a decent premier league squad player who can cover the entirity of midfield as well as fill in at full back, much better option then a lot of the shite we have behind the starting players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I'd struggle to name a single player on our books with as much commitment, grit and professionalism than him. So, we'll let him go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bictor 0 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 He's not suddenly a great player again. If Jonas is playing a significant role in our season next year it's a signal that we're definitely going to be fighting relegation. I'd be fine with us signing him to a contract if he wants to play a small, outside role, but it wouldn't be some huge travesty if we didn't resign him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 imo you need senior pros with the right mentality to provide continuity and a positive influence. I'd be happy if he was given an extended contract as a squad player. Of course he doesn't provide "value" according to the shitheads in charge so he'll be chucked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 He openly criticised the club's direction after the game. I'm taking that as a sign he already knows he's not being kept whatever happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I'd struggle to name a single player on our books with as much commitment, grit and professionalism than him. So, we'll let him go. I'd give him the managers job tbh. Can't be any worse than Carver. Or Pardew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inochi 0 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Absolute hero. Never has a player been more deserving of such a moment. Immensely proud that he's represented this club the last few years. His performances may have been up and down, but his professionalism and commitment has never wavered. In some countries, it's illegal to have the feelings I have towards this man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Careful people. I can almost see into Charnley's mind.......'I see that Gary Monk fella did it, so why not?' Let's just thank him for his service and apologise for his poor treatment and leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 He's a bloody lovely fella and I think there should be a statue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE 0 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 The least Ashley can do for Jonas is give him a one year rolling contract on reduced terms. Jonas saved Ashley millions yesterday. I would go further and get him to take his coaching badges and then start by looking after the kids. Our one and only player who could inspire them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I'd pipe him off, work the shaft, the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I'd pipe him off, work the shaft, the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Go on son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 If there's one thing he deserves from his last 18 months, it's to be rattling an Argentinian super model. Fair play, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 3 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 He's suing the toon for £2m! Disability discrimination claim! Good on ya Jonas! U weren't treated right by the fat cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/10/jonas-gutierrez-sues-newcastle-united/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Was Jonas paid his wages all through that period of time he is suing for? Just had a thought. Are foreign players issued a NHS number while playing in Britain and are they covered by the NHS or are they the responsibility of the Club? If they are hospitalized for a playing/training injury who foots the bill? If they are hospitalized for an illness who foots the bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I believe they order their medical treatment over the internet. It's the best way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Thought he was gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44851 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Thought he was gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Hope he wins if it's true. I'd love to see the fat cunt be shown up for what he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Hope he doesn't win. It won't come out of Ashley's pocket, it'll come out of the transfer budget. Like Keegan's did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I don't really see any grounds for suing tbh. If being a cunt was a big enough reason I'd have multiple lawsuits against my employer daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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