toonotl 2977 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Like your victims. I can't cum if they don't scream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2977 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Wynn mode engage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Win mode engage. That's what I say when I find 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 This explains Fish's PM offering me discount ball gags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 This explains Fish's PM offering me discount ball gags. Â You misread, I was asking you to gag on my balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2977 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 It puts the icy grapes on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Â You misread, I was asking you to gag on my balls. That'd be like choking on two grains of couscous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) The kid was born when he was 16 and she was 14. Nowt that doesn't happen in Sunderland on a weekly basis. Bad craic but they're just looking for a story Edited July 14, 2015 by StraightEdgeWizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 That'd be like choking on two grains of couscous. Quinoa, dahling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Quinoa, dahlingThat would be too gay, somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 The kid was born when he was 16 and she was 14. Nowt that doesn't happen in Sunderland on a weekly basis. Bad craic but they're just looking for a storyGoogled the story- surprise surprise, it's in the Daily Hate. The "facts" seem very open to interpretation, shall we say. Essentially, his first lass claims he's somehow changed the dates on an official document, (presumably when he was 15?), she won't press any charges though, because she still loves him. Etc etc Somewhat different to being a 24yr old paedo grooming a 15yr old lass. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3160338/Love-rat-footballer-Papiss-Cisse-secret-bigamist-got-wife-pregnant-13-Oh-three-British-girlfriends-side.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 That would be too gay, somehow  I'll suckle on your coin purse, but I won't tolerate that grain bullshit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 That would just be kinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Googled the story- surprise surprise, it's in the Daily Hate. The "facts" seem very open to interpretation, shall we say. Essentially, his first lass claims he's somehow changed the dates on an official document, (presumably when he was 15?), she won't press any charges though, because she still loves him. Etc etc Somewhat different to being a 24yr old paedo grooming a 15yr old lass. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3160338/Love-rat-footballer-Papiss-Cisse-secret-bigamist-got-wife-pregnant-13-Oh-three-British-girlfriends-side.html Johnson is 27! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Dirty old beast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) The kid was born when he was 16 and she was 14. Nowt that doesn't happen in Sunderland on a weekly basis. Bad craic but they're just looking for a story Aye, this is much more like the doing 32 in a 30mph zone that the nonce defender mackems were saying Johnson was. It's like a lad in year 11 having a relationship with a lass in year 9... dead rare that like. Honestly man that lot are fucking obsessed with trying to find anything, trying to liken a 16/17 year old having sex with a 13/14 year old in Senegal (when they were married?) to a 27 year old grown bloke and multi millionaire married footballer grooming a 15 year old lass and allegedly entering into a relationship with her is fucking mental. Â As SEW pointed out I'm sure there's fucking tonnes of pregnant 13/14 year old lasses walking round SR postcodes, they all pregnant off 12/13/14/15 year old lads? Sex laws around those ages are hard to define due to the fact they're all at school together, I worked at an American summer camp in Pennsylvania when I was younger and they had some stipulation in that a 17 year old could have sex with someone 2 year older to try and get around the whole 2 high school kids in a relationship, one goes to Uni and the other is in their final year of high school issue. Â Tbh go on mackems yell and scream about this all you want but deep down you all know what a complete non event this is to the fact that your fans have given standing ovations to a 27 year old bloke who is accused of having sex with a 15 year old. Â Edit: In fact got the Pennsylvania law a little wrong this is it: "Anyone between the ages of 13 and 16 can consent to have sex with anyone else who is no more than 4 years older." With age of consent there being 16, it's to get around the whole gray area that is high school relationships. Â No idea of the Senegalese laws though other than Ant saying age of consent is 16 so all the mackems that are confident of the ins and outs of Senegalese laws can crack on calling Cisse a paedo if it makes them feel better about giving Johnson a heroes welcome on his return from suspension. Edited July 14, 2015 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Christ Fish, some of your posts have gone WAY WAY over the line.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Christ Fish, some of your posts have gone WAY WAY over the line..Give the baldy cad a job at NUFC, quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 It puts the icy grapes on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) What the fuck? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-united-star-uses-voodoo-6621373 Â EDIT: Ronnie going with it as well http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-uniteds-papiss-cisse-took-10246599 Â He belives he has a 'JuJu' curse upon him for goal drought. Had to research what that was like, and here it is: http://blackmagicworld.com/juju-the-dark-side-of-voodoo.html Edited October 12, 2015 by Haydnator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4377 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 No different to praying and thanking the Christian God for goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 If it worked last time maybe he should try it again because his form has been shite again this season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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