Christmas Tree 4725 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 C'mon Tom, if that isn't fishing for an invite then I don't know what is, throw the man a rope. Oh no, my derby day is sorted. Daughter who has just split up from her boyfriend of 6 years, wants to go to our local pub ( where I usually watch the match), where her ex boyfriend has just started working!!! If a derby wasn't tense enough!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30558 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 You do realise that your pint is going to be at least 5.8% spit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Wouldn't everyone need 3D glasses? Yeh. They aren't active though - the kind you get free when you go to the cinema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I think we will lose, just because someone non-worthy made this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 You do realise that your pint is going to be at least 5.8% spit? Shit, that never crossed my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Oh no, my derby day is sorted. Daughter who has just split up from her boyfriend of 6 years, wants to go to our local pub ( where I usually watch the match), where her ex boyfriend has just started working!!! If a derby wasn't tense enough!!! What the fuck does she want to do that for?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 What the fuck does she want to do that for?! I think its one of those "he's not stopping me going to my local" things, whilst also hoping to glimpse him things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Yeah, doesn't sound like the best idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I'm on a flight to Israel for a work trip. Going to miss the entire match. Gutted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Oy vey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Well were about to fluke 3 more today so they had better get used to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33129 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 2 hours sleep, max. I'm going to pissed just smelling the beer fumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Just got up, get myself solrted then metro to town, 5 swans for food and a few then bus over to the ground. Fingers crossed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Gutted not to get a ticket so I'm just going to have to get hammered in the town. Going round one of the lads in an hour or so then heading up the town for tenish. Feel less confident than the last match so that might be a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Well I'll be watching the game on TV, first time Sky Germany are showing a Newcastle match. Lucky me, not depending on shit streams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Will you be singing 10 German bombers per chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Feeling fresh and confident. Think we'll do them today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Going to Asda now, they've got a deal on Frij for 50p. Then a walk along the front. Pre-derby preparation i'nt what it used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 There's probably more calories in a frijj than a can man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13860 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I think its one of those "he's not stopping me going to my local" things, whilst also hoping to glimpse him things. Go there, sit down with your daughter and never break eye contact with her ex. Even if we score, don't celebrate, just sit, quietly, staring a hole right through him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty84 0 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Breakfast sorted and onwards to the pub once the f1 is finished. Any team news? Im presuming there is no truth in the colo rumours about potentially being fit? Gouffran to become a Geordie hero today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Go there, sit down with your daughter and never break eye contact with her ex. Even if we score, don't celebrate, just sit, quietly, staring a hole right through him. It'll be like the scene in Goodfellas with De Niro when Sunshine of your Love is playing. Except I Am What I Am will be playing in CT's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Would be bloody typical for a team who hasn't won a single game all season, to get their first against us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Go there, sit down with your daughter and never break eye contact with her ex. Even if we score, don't celebrate, just sit, quietly, staring a hole right through him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Chilled as fuck for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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