Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Knicked from Newcastle Online My embarrasing moment... Vomited on my doorstep when holding a party when we were all skiving from School whilest trying to shoo everyone out the house. Inbetween retches I looked up to see my neighbour cutting her grass staring at me. I smiled, waved and was sick again. Fair play to her though she didn't grass me up. Would've been pointless anyway because I got caught straight away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 i somehow pissed in a post box... so if some peoples mail was a bit damaged i do apologise........ collapsed on the night before me 18th into the living room doors and broke the fuckers while sick over me dad's Mick McCarthy book and all up the wall.... too many i can think of also offered someone out for saying he was a Man Utd fan stood outside of Tiger Tiger before... swang for me did as i drank a litre n a half of Vodka Skittlesand he had to pick me up from town and i just called him a daft cunt and a swing n a miss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 (edited) Potting a can of coke with a snooker cue on my friends new pool table.. Dunno why and how I did it but my mates and I were intrigued.. and I had no idea that it would have exploded all over the room. Edited August 2, 2005 by Southern Geordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 This thread hasn't exactly took off like the one on newcastle-online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 If I'm *that* pissed I can rarely remember it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Cos we're all T-Total up in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 This thread hasn't exactly took off like the one on newcastle-online. 6482[/snapback] Alright, who let the 10 year old join? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Don't be cliquey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 518 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Passed out/ fallen asleep with my head down the toilet. Fallen asleep on my doorstep after sitting down to text someone then nodding off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 too many to mention, everything from phoning Metro Radio on New Years eve declaring my lack of sobriety at 15 to sleeping on my mam and dads garden bench because the thought of those stairs to my room was simply too daunting for me.. I woke up at about 7am sober and scared shitless.. "Where...the ....hell.... am I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 This thread hasn't exactly took off like the one on newcastle-online. 6482[/snapback] Alright, who let the 10 year old join? 6496[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 When I was young and stupid, I went to a club with mates and met this lass I used to go to school with. Anyway, I liked her and she liked me but for some retarded reason I got really pissed and woke up in bed with her flatmate. Couldn't get out there fast enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 When I was young and stupid, I went to a club with mates and met this lass I used to go to school with. Anyway, I liked her and she liked me but for some retarded reason I got really pissed and woke up in bed with her flatmate. Couldn't get out there fast enough... 6520[/snapback] What about when you proposed to catmag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 When I was young and stupid, I went to a club with mates and met this lass I used to go to school with. Anyway, I liked her and she liked me but for some retarded reason I got really pissed and woke up in bed with her flatmate. Couldn't get out there fast enough... 6520[/snapback] What about when you proposed to catmag? 6522[/snapback] I don't recall this. Do you have evidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Propa old skool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 the list is long............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 When I was young and stupid, I went to a club with mates and met this lass I used to go to school with. Anyway, I liked her and she liked me but for some retarded reason I got really pissed and woke up in bed with her flatmate. Couldn't get out there fast enough... 6520[/snapback] What about when you proposed to catmag? 6522[/snapback] What about his (in)famous post to Bridget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 the list is long............................. 6540[/snapback] Did you once accidentally quote from Skynews instead of the BBC after a few too many shandys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 the list is long............................. 6540[/snapback] Did you once accidentally quote from Skynews instead of the BBC after a few too many shandys? 6546[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 the list is long............................. 6540[/snapback] Did you once accidentally quote from Skynews instead of the BBC after a few too many shandys? 6546[/snapback] 6580[/snapback] Not a shandy man - and can't afford Sky on me pension Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Underage and drunk off my arse by 6pm on C.M.F's and warm lager whilst on the beach- ended up hallucinating and being brought home absolutely mortal to find the dog had puked on the floor and my mum standing over me giving me a right bollocking for drinking while I had to clean up the mess. The hallucinations were the embarrassing part mind- the rest was just cruel. Oh, and waking up once fully clothed held down under the covers by two undressed men- one on each side. Don't care to think about that one too much- too scared to figure out if I did anything with them or just was there while they had each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Oh, and waking up once fully clothed held down under the covers by two undressed men- one on each side. Don't care to think about that one too much- too scared to figure out if I did anything with them or just was there while they had each other. 6874[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Oh, and waking up once fully clothed held down under the covers by two undressed men- one on each side. Don't care to think about that one too much- too scared to figure out if I did anything with them or just was there while they had each other. 6874[/snapback] 6879[/snapback] I'll see your and raise you a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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