Kevin Carr's Gloves 3790 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) If we play with one striker against them I'd say Shola would be more effective than Cisse. Cisse on his own against a mob where we're virtually guaranteed of having little possession is somewhat wasted. That said I hope we don't start the match with one up top unless they're also flanked by two wingers. I might agree for this if it wasn't for the fact that Shola is a huge steaming pile of runny shit who can't trap a bag of sand couldn't slip the offside trap on the fucking maginot line and occasionally trips over his own fucking shadow. Edited August 20, 2013 by Kevin Carr's Gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Only saw this now. Spot on. Cisse isn't a target man, he isn't capable of holding the ball up properly with his back to goal and bringing others in. Cisse is a player who you need closer to goal, ideally with lads slipping the ball through to him, or working off a target mans flicks. Pardew thus has failed to understand this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Bit of deep heat on the leg and a kick up the arse. If he plays shit first half, switch the method around. Pards said yesterday he might play against Wham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Pards said yesterday he might play against Wham. yes, Pards could do a job at right back instead of debuchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Pards said yesterday he might play against Wham. He also is completely at sea, so I wouldn't put much stock in what he says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty84 0 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 on le bench against Fulham. Hopefully we're a couple of goals up and he can come on to have a bit of fun with the ball and get used to not playing at the shithole that is Loftus Rd. More likely we'll be a goal down and he'll brought on with 7 minutes to go and expected to produce wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 on le bench against Fulham. Hopefully we're a couple of goals up and he can come on to have a bit of fun with the ball and get used to not playing at the shithole that is Loftus Rd. More likely we'll be a goal down and he'll brought on with 7 minutes to go and expected to produce wonders. It's all right, with the Ameobi Brothers firings us into a 8-0 half time lead, Remy can come on to replace the ineffectual Cisse and bag himself a brace, taking our sexy tally to 10-0, propelling us to 1st on MotD and causing Matt Le Tissier's head to explode with unfettered rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I've already seen the match. He'll come on the last 10 minutes, produce stuff Obertan can do with a bag of dicks and state guilty of rape the day after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4676 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Excellent debut from him today given the limited time on the pitch. Looks really good on the ball and knows the score. And an assist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Do they actually count that as an assist? Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 It was a decent ball to find him in space, why not tbh. Not exactly a critical element of the goal but it was a decent pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Oh it was a quality pass I just meant with what had to happen for it to be a goal. His use of his pace is going to open up so much space for others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Oh it was a quality pass I just meant with what had to happen for it to be a goal. His use of his pace is going to open up so much space for others. We've been crying out for his sort of pace for a while. Your right, he'll open up space for the likes of Ben Arfa/Sissoko to exploit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4713 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Oh it was a quality pass I just meant with what had to happen for it to be a goal. His use of his pace is going to open up so much space for others. It definitely counts in fantasy football terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Remy - Cisse - Ben Arfa That'll do for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7238 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Remy - Cisse - Ben Arfa That'll do for me. Need good players as alternatives to keep pressure on them. An out of form Cisse should not be an automatic selection as is the case now. Plus we need cover for injuries and to facilitate varied tactical approaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4676 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Need good players as alternatives to keep pressure on them. An out of form Cisse should not be an automatic selection as is the case now. Plus we need cover for injuries and to facilitate varied tactical approaches. "Out of form" Cisse has been starved of chances for over a year. Think the goals will fly in with Remy along side him, IF Pardew let's them attack properly all game and not just in the last 20 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7238 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 "Out of form" Cisse has been starved of chances for over a year. Think the goals will fly in with Remy along side him, IF Pardew let's them attack properly all game and not just in the last 20 minutes. I'll bite. So it was Pardew's tactics to have them pass like 11 year old girls for the rest of the game? Are you suggesting that Cisse isn't out of form? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4676 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I'll bite. So it was Pardew's tactics to have them pass like 11 year old girls for the rest of the game? Are you suggesting that Cisse isn't out of form? I'm suggesting he's starved of good goal scoring chances rather than personally out of form and that if we play on the ground in and around the box in the last 20 minutes then you will see him start to get plenty of goals. If it feels like biting, best not reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1217 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 The difference he made when he came on was massive. Partly because he looked very sharp (especially when you consider he's had no pre season) and partly because he seemed to lift everyone else. Cisse, Sissoko ,Santon and Denuchy all seemed visibly lifted when he came on. Can't wait to see him fully fit and starting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Remy was knackered after 15 minutes. He was gasping. Doubt we'll see that level of enthusiasm as a rule. More of a debut thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1217 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 As long as he shows that quality of movent and touch I'll be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7238 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Remy was knackered after 15 minutes. He was gasping. Doubt we'll see that level of enthusiasm as a rule. More of a debut thing. It turned out to be a good thing really. Fair enough that he's not fully match fit, though he did look sharp and rightfully as a late sub injected some energy and pace to the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 It wouldn't surprise me if we have no option but it also wouldn't surprise me if Kinnear was just talking incoherently about the options on the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7238 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 It wouldn't surprise me if we have no option but it also wouldn't surprise me if Kinnear was just talking incoherently about the options on the deal. Yes, sadly nothing our director of football says can be taken at face value, even if he's sincere about it at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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