Park Life 71 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What's the point of them? Just about every laptop bag from London will have coke traces... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Explosives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 DNA database of every citizen innit. So they can clone you; if you're the evil one, you get shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 I mean these long talks they give people that there was a 3% positive reading (on their keyboard) and then all the searching and whatnot...What a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 DNA database of every citizen innit. So they can clone you; if you're the evil one, you get shot. That's all done at birth. Has been since 1968 or summink...No need to fuck about at airports bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What swabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Its for explosives because you can make a laptop into a bomb that looks like a laptop on a x-ray. Â Nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 (edited) Its for explosives because you can make a laptop into a bomb that looks like a laptop on a x-ray. Â Nothing to see here. That I'm fine with. But these long talks about drugs while people are trying to get home...Ridiculous. Â Back in the bad old days I once arrived at Heathrow unknowingly with a lump of coke in me wallet and they swabbed my mobile and the bloke said, "You know it's illegal to take drugs on a flight?" I had a good laugh with him and he was perfectly fine...Panicked when I opened me wallet on the flight mind.. Â If that hapenned today it would have been a long chat and probably an x-ray. I imagine just about everybody of a certain age will have grass residue on their keyboard. Who do these people think they are? It's a huge waste of time and money. Edited July 26, 2013 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Parky, what proportion of people do you think take cocaine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 Parky, what proportion of people do you think take cocaine? Well 90% of the Parliament toilets tested positive. Â I have no idea mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I can't afford to fly because of my habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Well 90% of the Parliament toilets tested positive. Â I have no idea mate. I have a great story about that. I was invited to a private party at the Houses of Parliament about 7 or 8 years ago. Â 24% by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 An I missing something? I fly a fair bit and I've never been swabbed or had a long talk about drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I think the long talk about drugs happened during Parky's nap during take-off. Â Unless you travel regularly with a laptop its not likely to happen, last time for me was in Zurich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I have a great story about that. I was invited to a private party at the Houses of Parliament about 7 or 8 years ago. Â 24% by the way. That stat is bullshit btw. Â When you consider that most 50+ and under 16s probably don't touch the stuff that stat ends up being about 1 in 2 of every working age adult snorting coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Sorry it was 24% of 16-59 year olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 I have a great story about that. I was invited to a private party at the Houses of Parliament about 7 or 8 years ago. Â 24% by the way. Do tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44889 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 76% REPRESENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Sorry it was 24% of 16-59 year olds. I thought it was parliament bogs you were talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44889 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Aye I thought he'd been round with a clipboard licking them and rubbing his tongue on his gums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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