Would you spend 1.17% of your income on making an enemies lives misery?

[scoobos 298]

Firstly , that topic header is all wrong I mean't to say 1.17% of your worth , which to most is their yearly salary at most)

 

Cos that's what 200 mil is to ashley.

 

started this in another thread and enjoyed the banter.

So hypothetically speaking, if you had a neighbor who chanted get out of our street you fat geordie wanker in front of your child - and you earned 15,000 a year.

Would you spend £175 (1.17%) on some trees that blocked all daylight from his home, if you knew it would really upset him, for example?

 

Another question, would you spend that on me fookin off the forum and stopping banging on about this? - (Paypal account given on request!)

Edited July 24, 2013 by scoobos

[Happy Face 29]

Ashley is worth £20 billion now?

[desmondTUTU 0]

How have you ended up at the mathematical conclusion of 1.17% ?

[Monkeys Fist 43068]

If we plant trees down Barrack Road, will Ashley fuck off?

 

Quick! Someone call CT!

[adios 717]

Firstly , that topic header is all wrong

easily the most coherent part of the thread

[ewerk 31204]

Those Wonga sliders might come in handy about now.

[JawD 99]

[adios 717]

Those Wonga sliders might come in handy about now.

[scoobos 298]

lol, well it took some time , but I've finally showed my ability to post tosh topics. Doh! FFS I knew I was confused over the american and UK billion - but yep after checking the "treasury" decided that we would use the american standard now and not the UK one. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-61424,00.html)

 

UK Billion has 12 zeros, the treasury decided it didnt when in inflation.

 

1,700,000,000,000 = 1.7 billion

200,000,000 = 200 million

 

1,700,000,000,000 / 100 = 17,000,000,000 = 1 % (or 17 million)

 

Thats my excuse anyhoo.

 

So same argument and 10%

 

15,000 and £1,500

 

Although its even better for ashley as its not a proportion of his income at all, but his MASSIVE savings.

Edited July 24, 2013 by scoobos

[desmondTUTU 0]

thats 1.7 trillion you berk.

[scoobos 298]

well, I can only blame the education system - I was always taught that we don't have the same Billion as the US, which strictly speaking we dont (science papers still use the UK Billion)

 

It's americanisms. But for world finance it made sense to change apparently.

[scoobos 298]

It still puts it in perspective for those that make out its a mass of money to Mike. If you work off 1750 tops out of a 15000 savings account.

 

I bet he's bet more on the bloody gee gees.

Edited July 24, 2013 by scoobos

[ewerk 31204]

I spent all my savings and more on my Mohammed shed tbf.

[The Fish 10965]

I don't want to be in this thread anymore

[JawD 99]

What weighs more, a billion KGs of sugar or a billion KGs of peanuts

[adios 717]

lol, well it took some time , but I've finally showed my ability to post tosh topics. Doh! FFS I knew I was confused over the american and UK billion - but yep after checking the "treasury" decided that we would use the american standard now and not the UK one. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-61424,00.html)

 

UK Billion has 12 zeros, the treasury decided it didnt when in inflation.

 

1,700,000,000,000 = 1.7 billion

200,000,000 = 200 million

 

1,700,000,000,000 / 100 = 17,000,000,000 = 1 % (or 17 million)

 

Thats my excuse anyhoo.

 

So same argument and 10%

 

15,000 and £1,500

 

Although its even better for ashley as its not a proportion of his income at all, but his MASSIVE savings.

fantastic!

[Kid Dynamite 7171]

So the real question is, if I earned £15k pa, would I spend £1500 to upset my neighbour?

 

Would I fuck!

[Andrew 4857]

This is a sad thread.

[Monkeys Fist 43068]

What weighs more, a billion KGs of sugar or a billion KGs of peanuts

The eggs

[desmondTUTU 0]

which one would be healthier?

[scoobos 298]

We need a massive knob emoticon.

[Christmas Tree 4827]

We need a massive knob emoticon.

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33845]

I shudder to imagine the images that popped up when CT went searching for 'Massive knob' on google. Also amusing that the CIA and/or MI5 now think either CT is a closet gay or his lass is sexually yearning for a 'massive knob'.

[Christmas Tree 4827]

I shudder to imagine the images that popped up when CT went searching for 'Massive knob' on google. Also amusing that the CIA and/or MI5 now think either CT is a closet gay or his lass is sexually yearning for a 'massive knob'.

Penis smiley was the search term!

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43068]

We need a massive knob emoticon.

NSFL obviously.