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Craig, are you sure the reason you didn't build your own machine is because outside of the already-prepared step-by-step instructions that you provide when people tell you they have a particular error number, you are utterly useless.  That seems to be the case with most IT departments. :yesB)

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I.T. staff are never useless but with all the shite we have to put up with day after day from mind numbingly stupid end users, we just don't give a shit anymore! :P

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That's right, blame the users for your incompetence..... :yes

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Actually I blame a lot of ours on the crapness of our own call centre staff (and yes, I have highlighted it many times) who don't ask the right questions...

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Craig, are you sure the reason you didn't build your own machine is because outside of the already-prepared step-by-step instructions that you provide when people tell you they have a particular error number, you are utterly useless.  That seems to be the case with most IT departments. B):P

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Personally I can't fucking stand those error messages - I prefer to communicate in plain English.

 

I know some people who do work by saying this like "i've got the 43525 error code" but that means fuck all to me! :yes

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Think they're on the fucking Enterprise tbh.

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Craig, are you sure the reason you didn't build your own machine is because outside of the already-prepared step-by-step instructions that you provide when people tell you they have a particular error number, you are utterly useless.  That seems to be the case with most IT departments. B):P

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Personally I can't fucking stand those error messages - I prefer to communicate in plain English.

 

I know some people who do work by saying this like "i've got the 43525 error code" but that means fuck all to me! :yes

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Think they're on the fucking Enterprise tbh.

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'Team Leader, what we gunna do? She canna take the pooower!'

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Craig, are you sure the reason you didn't build your own machine is because outside of the already-prepared step-by-step instructions that you provide when people tell you they have a particular error number, you are utterly useless.  That seems to be the case with most IT departments. B):yes

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There's nowt like stereotyping is there? :yes

 

I guess like most accounts, your normal attire includes brown nylon trousers and you're never parted from your tartan thermos...

 

Saturday mornings spend collecting train numbers at the central station? :P

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Craig, are you sure the reason you didn't build your own machine is because outside of the already-prepared step-by-step instructions that you provide when people tell you they have a particular error number, you are utterly useless.  That seems to be the case with most IT departments. B):yes

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There's nowt like stereotyping is there? :yes

 

I guess like most accounts, your normal attire includes brown nylon trousers and you're never parted from your tartan thermos...

 

Saturday mornings spend collecting train numbers at the central station? :P

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I see the truth is hurting you. :yes

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Craig, are you sure the reason you didn't build your own machine is because outside of the already-prepared step-by-step instructions that you provide when people tell you they have a particular error number, you are utterly useless.  That seems to be the case with most IT departments. B):yes

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There's nowt like stereotyping is there? :yes

 

I guess like most accounts, your normal attire includes brown nylon trousers and you're never parted from your tartan thermos...

 

Saturday mornings spend collecting train numbers at the central station? :P

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I see the truth is hurting you. :yes

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B)

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Craig, are you sure the reason you didn't build your own machine is because outside of the already-prepared step-by-step instructions that you provide when people tell you they have a particular error number, you are utterly useless.  That seems to be the case with most IT departments. B):yes

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There's nowt like stereotyping is there? :yes

 

I guess like most accounts, your normal attire includes brown nylon trousers and you're never parted from your tartan thermos...

 

Saturday mornings spend collecting train numbers at the central station? :P

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Don't need to - got them all years ago - I'm currently doing buses

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DELL seem very hit and miss for home pc's, i've not had too many problems with my sister that i got awhile go. Yet me mate got one the the week and every time he shuts down he gets a nice blue screen crash

 

DELLs advice has been to run the recovery disk, should he need to do this after less than a week

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Am I the only one to pick up on this? well they may have shite after care service but boy do they have a range of cute blondes. ;)

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DELL seem very hit and miss for home pc's, i've not had too many problems with my sister that i got awhile go. Yet me mate got one the the week and every time he shuts down he gets a nice blue screen crash

 

DELLs advice has been to run the recovery disk, should he need to do this after less than a week

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Am I the only one to pick up on this? well they may have shite after care service but boy do they have a range of cute blondes. ;)

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Picked up on it, didn't think it such a golden opportunity. Leave it to you tho ;).

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