Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 This is how I will forever envisage 'Bravado Dave' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Incidentally , there was a 20 stone bloke with a fucking feral chihuahua where I was grafting today. You had to stoop to hear the little rat barking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I'm pissing myself at you tarts thinking carrying a suitbag is some kind of endurance test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Pugs just aren't cricket like. What's the point of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Pugs just aren't cricket like. What's the point of them? They're better than cricket. They're like naked beach volleyball i.e. absolutely class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Any dog I can drop kick over a fence isn't worthy of the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 Any dog I can drop kick over a fence isn't worthy of the name. That's the spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty84 0 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 My problem with these people who own small dogs at the moment is the need to pick them up off the floor all the time, especially for photo's. A friend just got back from holiday in Europe with theirs, and every other photo is one of them holding the dog like a American football under their arm. Also people carrying them on escalators. PUT IT DOWN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 My problem with these people who own small dogs at the moment is the need to pick them up off the floor all the time, especially for photo's. A friend just got back from holiday in Europe with theirs, and every other photo is one of them holding the dog like a American football under their arm. Also people carrying them on escalators. PUT IT DOWN!!! Emotional crutch. I can't bear to watch the goings ons with these rats. I said to a girl last week..(the dog kept sniffing my leg at a bar)..'Get it away from me before I crush the life out of it'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Which leads me to the old classic, I was at the bus stop eating a sandwich the other day, this little ratdog kept jumping up , begging me for a piece. I looked the owner and said , " Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" " No , go ahead " , she smiled So I picked the yappy little bastard up and threw it into the traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Emotional crutch. I can't bear to watch the goings ons with these rats. I said to a girl last week..(the dog kept sniffing my leg at a bar)..'Get it away from me before I crush the life out of it'... The most pointless and shit the animal, the more overly precious the owner is about it. Like those bald cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Which leads me to the old classic, I was at the bus stop eating a sandwich the other day, this little ratdog kept jumping up , begging me for a piece. I looked the owner and said , " Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" " No , go ahead " , she smiled So I picked the yappy little bastard up and threw it into the traffic. Reminds me of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-eGgQuYicM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Like those bald cats. Aaargh, the stuff of nightmares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Aaargh, the stuff of nightmares It's a mindset I cannot for the life of me follow. "It's so ugly it's cute." Like those fucking Ironic nights out. "We have to go to Infernos, it's so shit, it's good" Fuck right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 It's a mindset I cannot for the life of me follow. "It's so ugly it's cute." Like those fucking Ironic nights out. "We have to go to Infernos, it's so shit, it's good" Fuck right off. I always had the suspicion this was the reason for your relative success with the ladies as it happens...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I always had the suspicion this was the reason for your relative success with the ladies as it happens...... I'm just glad you've finally accepted I have success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Aye, with your relatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Claws, Martin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Aye, with your relatives. Hey! Quiet in the cheap seats! Anyway, you've met a few of my unsuspecting victims, so you can shutit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 21, 2013 Author Share Posted July 21, 2013 I always had the suspicion this was the reason for your relative success with the ladies as it happens...... He's a classic bottom feeder, greedily hoovering up the silt hoping for morsels. Suit bag flapping in the wiind as he high tails from his latest feed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 My dad's not massive (bigger than yours, though) but he has a bichon frise. It's lovely, but it was a strange form of mid-life crisis that he went through to end up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Reminds me of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-eGgQuYicM My dad's not massive (bigger than yours, though) but he has a bichon frise. It's lovely, but it was a strange form of mid-life crisis that he went through to end up with it. Do tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Oh there's not much of a story, it just seemed amusing how he went from having no interest in pets at all (I was allowed a goldfish and that was it) to suddenly insisting that he should have a dog and a week later this cute little bundle of white fluff turned up and started yapping and humping everything in sight. He also got some awful tattoos around the same time, just to complete the look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 The white fur is particularly adept at highlighting the shit stains around their hoop. Delightful creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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