Ted Maul 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) Taking photos of other people's shit? 78761[/snapback] Who said it was someone elses? 78768[/snapback] And you think that makes it any better? 78771[/snapback] Fucking hell man, take off your sensible, computer geek head. I took a photo of a shit in a pisser. That's fucking saintly compared to what some people have confessed to in this thread. Edited January 13, 2006 by David Icke - Son of God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 To be fair no-one's confessed to eating shit yet. I will if someone else goes first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 No-one has answered my question about the newspaper thing yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Who's David Icke? Is it mancy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 No-one has answered my question about the newspaper thing yet. 78776[/snapback] Think of it like tipping a full bottle of Ketchup upside down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Who's David Icke? Is it mancy? 78778[/snapback] My money's on Mark... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 No-one has answered my question about the newspaper thing yet. 78776[/snapback] Aye your right, on the occasion I take the paper to the bog, it's usually all over in 30 seconds as for as poo release goes, then it's just waiting for the odd straggly bit to drop and by then I'm already engrossed in Paris Hilton's latest night out or who John Terry cheated on his lass again with. So in all it's at least a 20 minute job, work don't seem to be too fussed, probably don't want to start a conversation about how long it takes me to move my bowels, cowards, i'd welcome such a discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Skol is david Icke. He showed me that picture today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Skol is david Icke. He showed me that picture today. 78831[/snapback] Canny like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I was at the local last night having a drink or seven when I spotted this little beauty in the urinal... After seconds of umming and ahhing over whether I should risk a sneaky photo I thought of this thread and decided it must be done. Far too good of an oppurtunity to pass up 78614[/snapback] I was at a battle of the bands the other month at the academy in Manchester, watching a mates band. Went to the toilet wasted, had a slash and went to wash my hands. Was just about to dunk my hands in the basin when I found to my fucking eternal horror that some rancid student had taken a sit down shit in the sink! You see lads pissing in sinks pretty routinely at away matches, but its a whole different ball game someone sat there on the sink taking a dump like butter wouldnt melt while people are stood next to him trying to wash their hands. What the fucks all that about. Incidentally I've quoted the pic cos my mate took a photo of it on his phone. There was bogroll in there too. He must have actually brought that out of the toilet cubicle with him in favour of shitting in the sink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Jesus wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Who's David Icke? Is it mancy? 78778[/snapback] My money's on Mark... 78786[/snapback] Nah too highbrow for Mark tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Who's David Icke? Is it mancy? 78778[/snapback] My money's on Mark... 78786[/snapback] Nah too highbrow for Mark tbh. 78848[/snapback] Not me either just to clarify. Just manc-mag and warrington minge registered to this computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 See above ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 See above ffs! 78858[/snapback] Cocksnot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I thought I was going to get discovered earlier tbh. I was waiting for an admin to IP check me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 What the sudden fascination with David Icke like, you said something about him today aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Skol is david Icke. He showed me that picture today. 78831[/snapback] Definitely not Skol.... Even more convinced it's you now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravtash patel 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 i've posted this story before but its a corka & its true so here we go again.. if i can take you back to christmas 2002 when i was a 27 yr old sexual tyranasaurus i was diagnosed with having irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) after having to suffer the indignity of having what felt like a panasonic 13" lensed video camera poked up my chutny tube in the freeman hospital. anyway the (IBS) would play absolute havoc with my motions, 1 day my stools would resemble picnic bars & the next red-hot peanut butter.. belive me, wen u had to go u had to fuckin go.. so at the begining of december i got lucky with some random heavy lass from low fell while out on a saturday night doon buffalo joe's (quayside).. i took her mobile number the following morning & left expecting never to see the fat cunt again.. how wrong i was..! a week before christmas & it was time for our annual works night out, my best mate at graft lives in low fell & i somehow ended up back in his flat at about 1am, after having a smoke it suddenly struck me that "shirley crabtree" who i'd earlier "surfed" only lived around the corner. out came the mobile & after a very breif conversation i found myself naked in "embergs" bedroom with her sitting on top of me almost smothercating me with her mounds of flab.. after an hour or so of riding, down she went to play a sweet tune on my purple headed flute when all of a sudden i felt a rocket from the crypt in the anal department.! i muttered the immortal words "oot the road flower, the damn walls are gonna blow" .. i made my way to the shithoose to see mr & mrs brown off to the coast before returning to finish wot me & "andy fordham" had begun.. after blowing my beans all over "mcmanus's" tits we both rolled over & fell into a deep sleep........ 6am & i wake up......jesus christ.!! either the IBS has made a silent protest in the dead of the night or this fat twat has had a shit inside my undercrackers for a laugh..!! i quitely got up, cleaned myself down in the bathroom, got dressed & made a sharp exit, in the past wen i've took a bird home i normally hang around in the morning hoping for a "dawn strike" & a bit breakfast, but not this time.. bought myself a toblerone at the post office then jumped on a bus to warsick street..!! i then deleted "rik waller's" number & have never seen her to this day which i'm glad about.. i mean how would i explain leaving her bed covered in shite? i'm sure you'll all be glad to know that the IBS has now passed, leaving my rusty button as tight as a balloon knot!! HAPPY DAYS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 has anyone had a 'snart' ? its when you sneeze and fart at the same time ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 has anyone had a 'snart' ? its when you sneeze and fart at the same time ? 79226[/snapback] I heard if you did that it'd kill you? Or was that a sneeze and a burp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Isn't that sneezing with your eyes open, or does that just make your eyes pop out? Snarts don't kill, or I'd be dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 i've posted this story before but its a corka & its true so here we go again.. if i can take you back to christmas 2002 when i was a 27 yr old sexual tyranasaurus i was diagnosed with having irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) after having to suffer the indignity of having what felt like a panasonic 13" lensed video camera poked up my chutny tube in the freeman hospital. anyway the (IBS) would play absolute havoc with my motions, 1 day my stools would resemble picnic bars & the next red-hot peanut butter.. belive me, wen u had to go u had to fuckin go.. so at the begining of december i got lucky with some random heavy lass from low fell while out on a saturday night doon buffalo joe's (quayside).. i took her mobile number the following morning & left expecting never to see the fat cunt again.. how wrong i was..! a week before christmas & it was time for our annual works night out, my best mate at graft lives in low fell & i somehow ended up back in his flat at about 1am, after having a smoke it suddenly struck me that "shirley crabtree" who i'd earlier "surfed" only lived around the corner. out came the mobile & after a very breif conversation i found myself naked in "embergs" bedroom with her sitting on top of me almost smothercating me with her mounds of flab.. after an hour or so of riding, down she went to play a sweet tune on my purple headed flute when all of a sudden i felt a rocket from the crypt in the anal department.! i muttered the immortal words "oot the road flower, the damn walls are gonna blow" .. i made my way to the shithoose to see mr & mrs brown off to the coast before returning to finish wot me & "andy fordham" had begun.. after blowing my beans all over "mcmanus's" tits we both rolled over & fell into a deep sleep........ 6am & i wake up......jesus christ.!! either the IBS has made a silent protest in the dead of the night or this fat twat has had a shit inside my undercrackers for a laugh..!! i quitely got up, cleaned myself down in the bathroom, got dressed & made a sharp exit, in the past wen i've took a bird home i normally hang around in the morning hoping for a "dawn strike" & a bit breakfast, but not this time.. bought myself a toblerone at the post office then jumped on a bus to warsick street..!! i then deleted "rik waller's" number & have never seen her to this day which i'm glad about.. i mean how would i explain leaving her bed covered in shite? i'm sure you'll all be glad to know that the IBS has now passed, leaving my rusty button as tight as a balloon knot!! HAPPY DAYS 79144[/snapback] You've the nickname 'Spud' haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 You've the nickname 'Spud' haven't you? 79250[/snapback] If not, he certainly does now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 i've posted this story before but its a corka & its true so here we go again.. if i can take you back to christmas 2002 when i was a 27 yr old sexual tyranasaurus i was diagnosed with having irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) after having to suffer the indignity of having what felt like a panasonic 13" lensed video camera poked up my chutny tube in the freeman hospital. anyway the (IBS) would play absolute havoc with my motions, 1 day my stools would resemble picnic bars & the next red-hot peanut butter.. belive me, wen u had to go u had to fuckin go.. so at the begining of december i got lucky with some random heavy lass from low fell while out on a saturday night doon buffalo joe's (quayside).. i took her mobile number the following morning & left expecting never to see the fat cunt again.. how wrong i was..! a week before christmas & it was time for our annual works night out, my best mate at graft lives in low fell & i somehow ended up back in his flat at about 1am, after having a smoke it suddenly struck me that "shirley crabtree" who i'd earlier "surfed" only lived around the corner. out came the mobile & after a very breif conversation i found myself naked in "embergs" bedroom with her sitting on top of me almost smothercating me with her mounds of flab.. after an hour or so of riding, down she went to play a sweet tune on my purple headed flute when all of a sudden i felt a rocket from the crypt in the anal department.! i muttered the immortal words "oot the road flower, the damn walls are gonna blow" .. i made my way to the shithoose to see mr & mrs brown off to the coast before returning to finish wot me & "andy fordham" had begun.. after blowing my beans all over "mcmanus's" tits we both rolled over & fell into a deep sleep........ 6am & i wake up......jesus christ.!! either the IBS has made a silent protest in the dead of the night or this fat twat has had a shit inside my undercrackers for a laugh..!! i quitely got up, cleaned myself down in the bathroom, got dressed & made a sharp exit, in the past wen i've took a bird home i normally hang around in the morning hoping for a "dawn strike" & a bit breakfast, but not this time.. bought myself a toblerone at the post office then jumped on a bus to warsick street..!! i then deleted "rik waller's" number & have never seen her to this day which i'm glad about.. i mean how would i explain leaving her bed covered in shite? i'm sure you'll all be glad to know that the IBS has now passed, leaving my rusty button as tight as a balloon knot!! HAPPY DAYS 79144[/snapback] Wow, so you had Michelle McManus, Andy Fordham, Rik Waller aswell as Shirley Crabtree? You don't half get around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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