Kitman 2204 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 We'll get battered. This season should be taken out back and shot Shooting's too good for it. It should be beaten to death in a back alley with an empty bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Dragged out into the desert, covered in marmalade and eaten alive by ants tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Au contraire. It should be documented and pinned up on the wall as a reminder to the players of what they've been through and what they must not let happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21911 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 we should sow this season's asshole closed and keep feeding it...and feeding it.....and feeding it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 we should sow this season's asshole closed and keep feeding it...and feeding it.....and feeding it Sow as in plant a seed? As in plant a seed in the asshole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Tell you what I'd love more than anything on Sunday - a clean sheet for Harps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21911 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Sow as in plant a seed? As in plant a seed in the asshole? sew even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Tell you what I'd love more than anything on Sunday - a clean sheet for Harps. Spot on, I really hope he gets the send off he deserves. He's been the ultimate loyal player over the years, it must have been so tough up against Shea and then Krul coming into form for what should have been his swansong campaign. I hope carzola doesn't turn up to play and I reckon thats 25% of the threat gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Harper didn't play very often because he's never been very good tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33098 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Tell you what I'd love more than anything on Sunday - a clean sheet for Harps. I'd like a win then a night with winona ryder at some plush Tyneside apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Add a couple of gramms into that mix and it sounds like a pretty good party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUGATRON1000 0 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 This season should have it's nuts laid out on the dresser, just it's nuts, and BANG them shits with a spiked bat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Meat tenderiser would be messier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'd like a win then a night with winona ryder at some plush Tyneside apartment. A Willington Quay bedsit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUGATRON1000 0 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 bring her dogging under the metty bridge then, you can smell my afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Getting Warmer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 And warmer!!! Guaranteed to piss down now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I'd like a win then a night with winona ryder at some plush Tyneside apartment. Hoy!! Back off bitch, Winona is mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Canny article about Steve Harper: http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2013/05/17/61634-33342751/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44794 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Nice article. I do think he's wasted his career a bit, but he clearly recognises that himself too. Not like I'm not pissing 5 days a week away myself though, so who am I to judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Spare ticket for this - £20 - Millburn paddock. Give me a shout if you want it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) Pardew is quite lucky tbf. Obviously not wanted by many fans and after the season we have had Sunday could have been a fairly dismal affair, particularly the lap of honour. However we are most likely using this occasion to say farewell to Harper, Simpson and probably Coloccini ( others as well maybe but we'll wait and see). As such and with safety assured it is now beginning to have a bit, BIT of a party feel to it. I hadn't been planning to stay back this year but probably will now. Edited May 17, 2013 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Pardew is anything but lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10838 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 He must be thanking his lucky stars that he wasn't backed by Ashley, that loads of the core of his side were injured for great swathes of the season, that his captain and best defender decided he'll fuck off, that ... ahhh what's the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Spare ticket for this - £20 - Millburn paddock. Give me a shout if you want it. No takers? Cleetoon get yourself a mega bus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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