Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Glad we can finally make a start on the second edition of the CT Misery Plate coffee book collection anyway 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Looks like keto's going well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7031 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 My cooking attempt today 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 6 ffs. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 7 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: 6 jars of Grossman’s curry sauce! How many people did you over for tea like? I put you a plate aside for after the match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 350g in a jar. 2.1 LITRES of curry sauce, just shy of 2,100 calories. The recommended serving is that 1 jar serves two people. CT cooking for 12 and dividing it by 4. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Them serving size things are bollocks though. A can of soup is two servings is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: 350g in a jar. 2.1 LITRES of curry sauce, just shy of 2,100 calories. The recommended serving is that 1 jar serves two people. CT cooking for 12 and dividing it by 4. All the family gathered around a cauldron in the garden, cackling away 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11282 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 15 minutes ago, strawb said: Them serving size things are bollocks though. A can of soup is two servings is it? Don't encourage him! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Why? Let’s see how big we can get him 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15540 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Mind, remember those crisps that were 17 calories a packet (if you looked at the nutritional data for the seasoning and not the actual crisps)? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 3 hours ago, strawb said: Them serving size things are bollocks though. A can of soup is two servings is it? 2.1 LITRES though? There's a reason you can't buy Lloyd Grossman curry sauces in 2 litre bottles like it's fucking lemonade. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 9 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: I put you a plate aside for after the match 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 895 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 17 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Makes me laugh that I have all those carbs on an “eat healthy portion control” plate. Fucking hell. Overcooked naan bread, incinerated onion bhajis, pilau rice, some chunky brown slop, and are those chips between the naan and the brown slop? This is a new low. Had the shop run out of pedigree chum? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Oh my word- Billy’s right! He’s hidden the chips under the Dog turd! Sneaky bastard 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Billy Whitehurst said: Fucking hell. Overcooked naan bread, incinerated onion bhajis, pilau rice, some chunky brown slop, and are those chips between the naan and the brown slop? This is a new low. Had the shop run out of pedigree chum? In my defence: The naans and onion bhajis were ready cooked and just needed warming up, so blame @Monkeys Fist and his company for them. The chips were left untouched. I’m not a pig! If it’s any consolation to you lot, I had four episodes of the shits between 4.30am and 10.30am. Cost me a fortune this morning so won’t be partaking again on a school night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Also, all but me are having curry and rice (leftovers) again tonight so…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 8 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: I’m not a pig! 6 jars of Lloyd Grossman suggests you're talking through your trotters tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Craig said: 6 jars of Lloyd Grossman suggests you're talking through your trotters tbh But now it’s 6 jars divided by two meals so nur, nur, na, nur, nur! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 And you wonder why you're shitting like a goose 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Genuinely never heard owt like it. If I was a sitcom writer, I’d be stealing that immediately. Nobody could make it up 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 41 minutes ago, Craig said: And you wonder why you're shitting like a goose Listen, I’ve seen your LinkedIn before and after pictures. I know you know my fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 I genuinely have no idea what the fuck you’re going on about you creepy fucker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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