KennyAmes 0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 You placed a knife in a hp bottle (brown or red)and gave it a fucking good scratch around..ahhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 You're talking about having sex with a lass when she's on aren't you sick fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41481 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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David Kelly 1208 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 We were talking about this last night and one of the lads wont touch his lass when she's on and another said it was the best time for a shag (I think it's because he struggles to get a bird wet usually like). Personally I quite happy to do it as long as she doesn't expect me to go down on her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 We were talking about this last night and one of the lads wont touch his lass when she's on and another said it was the best time for a shag (I think it's because he struggles to get a bird wet usually like). Personally I quite happy to do it as long as she doesn't expect me to go down on her! Nah not for me... used to when me and the missus 1st got together but after nearly 8 years I can wait a week so as not to end up looking like I've just murdered someone with my cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1208 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I just doesn't bother me in the slightest tbh. I can't remember a single occasion when I've ever turned down a shag (other than if the offer came from someone who wasn't the person I was seeing at the time) so a bit of blood isn't going to stop me. I mean, I've got a washing machine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I just doesn't bother me in the slightest tbh. I can't remember a single occasion when I've ever turned down a shag (other than if the offer came from someone who wasn't the person I was seeing at the time) so a bit of blood isn't going to stop me. I mean, I've got a washing machine! Just wash your knob in the sink man... much easier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41481 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Just hoy your knob in the stink man... much easier! Fyp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Personally I quite happy to do it as long as she doesn't expect me to go down on her! Like licking a rusted tin of bleach-soaked tuna. Not so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 What the fuck?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I have a squirty bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41481 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 What the fuck?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41481 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I have a squirty bottle. Upside down or right way round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20566 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 (edited) Rather than put the knife in the ketchup bottle, just go for brown sauce instead for a change. Sorted. Edited April 26, 2013 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41481 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Rather than put the knife in the ketchup bottle, just go for brown sauce instead for a change. Sorted. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34203-when-was-the-last-time/#entry1194318 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20566 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Eh, I thought we were talking about running out of condiments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41481 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I'm Catholic mate, don't use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Nah not for me... used to when me and the missus 1st got together but after nearly 8 years I can wait a week so as not to end up looking like I've just murdered someone with my cock Pretty much this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41481 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Judge; " Cause of death?" Coroner; " Cock. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43124 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Upside down or right way round? I'm 'bout to show all you folks What it's all about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41481 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I'm 'bout to show all you folks What it's all about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13669 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) When wor lass is up on bricks, all action is out the window tbh, and rightfully so. I'm not playing about in blood like some sort of teenage vampire, man, it's 2013. I do make her watch me perform penis acrobatics though. Actually, she's on that mad magic jab that stops them but I'm convinced it makes her mental all the time anyway. The science isn't there but I have reams of evidence if the NHS would like to consult me on it. Edited April 27, 2013 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10542 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I'm confused, I thought girls always bleed? Am I using the wrong kind of knife or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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