Howmanheyman 32057 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I just sold our last cow on the way to market to some lovely man who offered me some magic beans, haven't told wor lass yet and was going to surprise her by planting them in the garden first. How do I plant them and what's the best plan of action should I get chased by an irate Giant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41483 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I just sold our last cow on the way to market to some lovely man who offered me some magic beans, haven't told wor lass yet and was going to surprise her by planting them in the garden first. How do I plant them and what's the best plan of action should I get chased by an irate Giant? Get real man! You expect us to believe he'd be able to keep beans long enough to plant them without eating the fuckers with a buttered slice first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 This thread is still Gold, especially as CT appears to have created the biggest cat litter tray in Boldon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32057 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 (edited) CT mowing his lawn..... Fish mowing his lawn.... Gemmill's Robot mowing Gemmill's lawn...... Edited July 24, 2013 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32057 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Cat mowing her lawn..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Cat mowing her lawn..... Just seen this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32057 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) MF mowing his lawn...... Edited July 25, 2013 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Davey are you bored this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41483 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Any shots of Catmag's topiary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Any shots of Catmag's topiary? Don't bloody encourage him man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32057 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Davey are you bored this morning? Unwell, bored, listening to sawing, drilling in my house and kids singing to the wii and waiting to pull myself round to go to the bank in tears to pay some builders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32057 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32057 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 CT still my favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41483 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Don't bloody encourage him man! It's just that I'd heard the neighbours have complained about it being such a tatty mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32057 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 It's just that I'd heard the neighbours have complained about it being such a tatty mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41483 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 It's just that I'd heard the neighbours have complained about it being such a tatty mess FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 My bush is much neater than that. I trimmed it just the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41483 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 My bush is much neater than that. I trimmed it just the other day. Welcome to Razzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4521 Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 Finally all finished Yeah right On hold at the minute as its now been swallowed up by a new project. There is a 4 metre patch of no mans land between my fence and the farmers field fence. Looking into a land grab or adverse posession. Seems you can just fence it off or encompass it, use it for 12 years and then apply for it to become legally yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15192 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Looks like the ideal spot for a campsite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Is that the shadow of your hat as you peep into the occupied territory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ewerk 29746 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 It looks like the perfect spot to install a semi-permanent bucket to piss in. I mean who wants to have to walk to the toilet on a Friday night after 8 tins of Special Brew in the back garden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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