Craig 6700 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" / "Totally, Clips of the Heart" Kenny Rogers "Lucille" / "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 400 Children and a crop in the fields" Ray Parker Jr. "Ghostbusters" / "Who ya gonna call? Those Bastards!" John Mellencamp "Authority Song" / "I frighten Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins" Bobby Fuller Four "I Fought The Law" / "Grape skins rot in the hot sun" Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" / "Ego Jan and the Rhino" Sir Douglas Quintet "She's About A Mover" / "She's a Bottom Mover" Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" / "Eddie, get your house key" Starship "We Built This City" / "We built this city on the wrong damn road" Billy Joel "You May Be Right" / "You make the rice, I'll make the gravy" Knack "My Sharona" / "Mice Aroma" U2 "Electrical Storm" / "Electric Mustard" Steely Dan "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" / "We can all lose that number" Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville" / "Stepped on a Pop-Tart" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Lodi" / "Oh no, suckin' an old eye again" Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" / "We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens" Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" / "Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy" Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" / "The girl with colitis goes by" Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "We are upstairs in the material room" Beatles "Paperback Writer" / "Pay for that Chrysler" Elvis Presley "Suspicious Minds" / "Calling a trout" Police "Message In A Bottle" / "I'll send an SOS to a squirrel" Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "Aspirins into my cereal bowl" Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" / "I want a piece of date bread" Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster" / "Call the Coast Guard" Monkees "Daydream Believer" / "Cheer obscene bikinis" Led Zeppelin "All My Love" / "Olive, my love" Elvis Presley "Return to Sender" / "Big Bird descender" Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me closer, Tony Danza" Beatles "Lady Madonna" / "Knee deep in donuts" Madonna "La Isla Bonita" / "Last night I dreamt of lumbago" Paul Young "Everytime You Go Away" / "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you" Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" / "I like smoking ice cream" Maria Muldaur "Midnight At the Oasis" / "Midnight after you're wasted" Beach Boys "California Girls" / "I dig a french bikini on a wild albatross" Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" / "There's a bathroom on the right" Wham! "Careless Whisper" / "Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm" Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" / "Baking carrot biscuits" Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" / "And when he died, all he left us was a lawn" Ace of Base All That She Wants" / "All that she wants is another bagel" Santana "Oye Como Va" / "I live on your block" Aerosmith "Dude Looks Like a Lady" / "Do the lucky lady" Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just cross my feet before you leave me" Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just smash my jeep before you leave me" Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight" / "Pineapples in Flight" MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" / "King Tut Says" Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" / "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" Van McCoy "The Hustle" / "Use the hacksaw!" Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman" Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" / "She's got 30 days to die" Bob Seger "Night Moves" / "Working on a knife wound" J Geils Band "Freeze Frame" / "Flea Spray" Who "Pinball Wizard" / "A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists" John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood" Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" / "Good, good, good, goodbye raisins" Mike Reno and Ann Wilson "Almost Paradise" / "All those Parrot Eyes" Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "Become a comedian" Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "This is Larry" Bruce Springsteen "Hungry Heart" / "Everybody's got a hungry horse" Everything But The Girl "Missing" / "Tiramisu. Like the deserts missed the rain" Natalie Cole "Missed You Like Crazy" / "Minced Beef And Gravy" Anyone got any more...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Craig 6700 Posted January 11, 2006 Author Share Posted January 11, 2006 Beatles "Day Tripper" / "She's a prick teaser!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 That baywatch song "i'll be ready" I thought it was "i need a medic" which my mate thought was funny as fuck, when I said it not having a clue. Then he listened and saw my point of view. I need a medic, still the better lyrics tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Enrique Inglesias - I want to be your hero/I want to pee in your earhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" / "Eddie, get your house key" Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" / "We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens" Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" / "Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy" Led Zeppelin "All My Love" / "Olive, my love" Wham! "Careless Whisper" / "Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm" MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" / "King Tut Says" Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" / "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman" Who "Pinball Wizard" / "A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists" John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood" Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "Become a comedian" Everything But The Girl "Missing" / "Tiramisu. Like the deserts missed the rain" Anyone got any more...? 77618[/snapback] All made me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) I saw a whole list just a day or two ago. The Clash "Rock The Casbah"/ "I'm really gonna like it, f*ck the cat's back" Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze"/ "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" Robert Palmer "Addicted To Love"/ "Might as well face it you're a dickhead in love" Oasis "Champagne Supernova"/ "Wake up the dog and ask her why" Oasis "Champagne Supernova"/"Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannibal" Band Aid "Do They Know It's Christmas Time"/ "The greatest gift they'll get this year is flies" The Beach Boys "California Girls"/ "Frying poultry in the sand" The Beatles "Can't Buy Me Love"/ "Kentucky Love" Blur "Girls and Boys"/ "Following a hearse down to Greece" The Stone Roses "Love Spreads" / "I'm having cheese with a pygmy, she's over there" The Smiths "Bigmouth Strikes Again" / "I was only joking when I said I'd like to mash a beetroot in your hair" Radiohead "Creep" / "Have you ever thought I could knock you in the eye" Edited January 11, 2006 by Tom_NUFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I still, and will forever, sing "to see the bleedin' raisons" instead of 'blaydon races'. Damn that confused me at my first footy match... ("why are they singing about raisons, dad?") A friend of a friend thought that I Predict A Riot was "I have tourettes, and I am a giant" My friend thought Enya's Sail Away was "Save The Whales". I had more, but I forget... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 In Sex Bomb by Tom Jones, is there a line which sounds like "infrared semen all through the night"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Hot Dog, Jumping Frog, All My Cookies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 My baby tastes of morning rain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 My baby tastes of morning rain... 77647[/snapback] Sheena Easton? Quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Wings: "JEFF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Last night I dreamt of some playdough-( La Isla Bonita) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Beatles: All you need is love - all your needless love - all you need is slugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Beatles: Day Tripper-Gay Stripper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 this tainted love you gibbon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 this tainted love you gibbon... 77665[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 There's a website somewhere of a cartoon representation of 'misheard' lyrics for Ticket to Ride.... (I probably saw it for the first time on here) "she's got a chicken to ride, my baby donkey".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Shania Twain / That don't impress me much (think that's the title) 'I can't believe you kiss your cock at night' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/ A truly wonderful resource! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 can't believe nobody has thrown in the old classic... "devil for a sideboard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 can't believe nobody has thrown in the old classic..."devil for a sideboard" 77675[/snapback] Queen? Rolling Stones: Start me up! 'You can start me up' - 'Yugoslavia' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 can't believe nobody has thrown in the old classic..."devil for a sideboard" 77675[/snapback] Queen? Rolling Stones: Start me up! 'You can start me up' - 'Yugoslavia' 77680[/snapback] Correct... Another one bites the duster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 In Sex Bomb by Tom Jones, is there a line which sounds like "infrared semen all through the night"? 77641[/snapback] LMFAO- it does at that! "Spy on me baby you satelite, infrared semen all through the night..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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