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  On 12/05/2022 at 21:53, Tom said:

Yeeeeeeeeeaas :lol: 

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:lol: I liked this reply: 

 

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So our fate is to be bought for £4B by a very wealthy American consortium that plan on spending a lot on the club? Sounds like a nightmare. It’s also way more preferable than being bought with the clubs own future revenue, before further investment comes in for form of IOU’s and Monopoly money. 
 

Dangermows also says finishing top 6 every year and not winning anything is the same as them not winning anything in League one :lol: sure you big knacker, no difference watching a way higher standard is there?

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I’ve already banned the Mrs. from driving or going outside, can’t wait for our Filipino servants to arrive. 
 

Little Mohammed and Salima are getting used to their new names too. 
 

:nufc:

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A leaked kit concept is the same colour as saudis international kits and its somehow equated to the club saying "please dont dress like cartoon arabs" when we got bought out. :lol:

 

 

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  On 13/05/2022 at 00:29, Howay said:

:lol: Always nice to know everything the club does winds this bong eyed cunt up. 

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There's an extra level of delight when it winds this sanctimonious tit up.

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  On 12/05/2022 at 22:47, Tom said:

Might get myself a white & green top with BIN SALMAN 85 on the back because I’m so sportswashed baby. 

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  On 13/05/2022 at 00:29, Howay said:

:lol: Always nice to know everything the club does winds this bong eyed cunt up. 

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:lol:

 

Might buy it with McCreery and number 4 on the back and insist with a straight face my Irish tribute shirt story to any mackem I encounter. :good:

 

"It's a fucking Saudi shirt, Marra, Irish my fucking arse!!! Thu having you on, marra, yewse jawdees are fick as fuck! It's fucking sports washing! "

 

"No my good fellow, catch yourself on, I'm afraid it's you who is mistaken, it's quite clearly a tribute to yer men, the Irish Newcastle United players of the past and the Tyneside Irish diaspora in general." :cuppa:

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  On 13/05/2022 at 08:04, Monkeys Fist said:

Given how tight the shirts are worn, an embroidered badge would probably give their upper tit some mild chafing, wouldn’t it? 

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Yeah it's a fair point. Just looks fucking shit though.

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  On 13/05/2022 at 09:05, Dr Gloom said:

nowt worse than chafed nips tbh 

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I suspect my daughter, our first born, is probably a vampire, considering the state of Mrs.F’s tatas for the first month of breast feeding- more blood than milk. ðŸ¤®

 

 

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