Howay 12496 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Looks shite but I expect no less from Puma. Everything bitch tits associates us with is cheap crap, surprised our lot aren’t wearing Slazenger £2 t-shirts at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4251 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Do any of you buy a kit anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 2 hours ago, strawb said: Do any of you buy a kit anymore? Nah, that’s why I’m not arsed really. It’s not as bad as the rag the mackems will be turning out in next season I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13867 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I find that I'm struggling to be arsed about it tbh. Aye, it's lifting but after about 5 games, we'll all be used to it and it's not like it's a law that you need to drop 60 quid on it. If people have a mental desire to have a new top every year, just get one of the retro ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33209 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 It's fucking lifting and (further) cheapens the club. I've never bought a new shirt since around 2001. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13867 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 We had some absolute shite in the past, we shouldn’t pretend crap kits are exclusive to the present. Also, we’re far from alone in having piss-takingly shoddy kits. Man United haven’t had a good one for about 5 seasons, how hard is it to fuck up red and black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33209 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: We had some absolute shite in the past, we shouldn’t pretend crap kits are exclusive to the present. Also, we’re far from alone in having piss-takingly shoddy kits. Man United haven’t had a good one for about 5 seasons, how hard is it to fuck up red and black? Man U's strip is the worst they've ever had that I can remember. Maybe I'm just a traditionalist when it comes to football strips but it even grates on me seeing other clubs shirts being butchered, especially clubs with stripes being removed on the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I've only ever been impressed with the brown ale logo 'Sir Les' shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 19 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: how hard is it to fuck up red and black? Couldn't cubs have set colours for shirts, shorts and socks? Variety can come from collars, hems, and shit like that. Leave the experimentation and artistic flair for the away kits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Sometimes I think we’d be better off with a template kit. Stop trying to reinvent the wheel and give us a black and white striped kit. I googled “Puma striped football shirt” & this is better than a lot of our kits they’ve kicked out over the years. Although I have liked the last few. I suppose the reality of the situation is that football shirts are designed for teens and children so I suppose regular aesthetic standards don’t necessarily hold up. So every now and then rather than “smart” which is what most blokes with 8 cans in the fridge want they have to go with “wacky” . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2135 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Fuck. Looks like a Piyama... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2965 Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2135 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) Edited June 19, 2019 by Diego21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 It's nothing like the 69 strip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42444 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 24 minutes ago, ewerk said: It's nothing like the 69 strip. The colours are the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Yeah but the old one had stripes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2135 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 51 minutes ago, ewerk said: It's nothing like the 69 strip. They think we are stupid... Finally the back is stripped too and no all black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13867 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Looks alright with a Photoshop suite worth of filters and a model wearing it. Wait until Big Barry from Byker is wearing an XXL and bursting out of it at the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Not sure why they didn't hoy striped cuffs on too? Would be half decent without that stupidly big sponsor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42444 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Striped sleeves. Its not rocket science. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) Kids version is nicer. Although how hard would this have been to make? Edited June 19, 2019 by Kid Dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13867 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 I feel like every kit maker is now going for the Nigeria effect from the last World Cup. Which straddled the line between seizure-inducing neon patterns and genuinely striking kit design without being ridiculously garish. Every other attempt has failed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Puma are crap in general as well. The leaked Man City effort is lifting, I guess they’re paying a fortune so maybe it’s enough over their Nike deal to counteract what would be a potential decrease in sales due to how dog shit it is. I say potential as I think there’s a chance a lot of the buyers abroad will be influenced by how it looks as to whether they will buy Man City or PSG/Juve/Barca/Athleti/Madrid etc kits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 I like it. Shame about that holocaust of a sponsor logo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 At £65, it's now the most expensive shirt in the Premier League. Top of the overpriced tat league! https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/sport/newcastle-uniteds-65-shirt-the-most-expensive-in-english-football-gsh9jw0rj That's not even the £95 you can shell out on a "Players authentic" shirt. Robbing cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.thumb.png.403f4a475ac3bb53997c2626c09ef800.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now