Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Chun Li? Edit - bloody hell Fist! TOO FUCKING SLOW BROCKSTER! Have it, Bitches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Waxed or shaved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Veet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellarStripes 0 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I just hope the Aubabeyang deal doesn't drag on much longer. Our chances will fade the more protracted it is. Ashley just give them the 17mil they want. Invest! Then we need a winger and possibly a central midfielder. Get it done. I'm bored of this already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14047 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Looking at the recently released list makes for terrifying reading as I can easily see us poaching a couple to "add depth" in the last week of August. Pardew loves a shit big man up front and there's a lot of them going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 West Ham lodging a bid for Bony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 can't see ashley going anywhere near breaking our transfer record on a new forward. not his style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 So Abumeyang off to Dortmund apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Nevermind, we'll hoy in a £5m bid for Bent to solve our striker woes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Bent is an awesome target man for hoofball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Can't see bent and Cisse working as a front two. Way too similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Can't see bent and Cisse working as a front two. Way too similar. Both slang for hyemmers anarl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 West Ham lodging a bid for Bony. This fucks me off no end - even a pissy club like West Ham shows way more ambition and clout than us! If Bony is coming to the Prem he should be coming to us, fucking Ashley and Kinnear the wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 This fucks me off no end - even a pissy club like West Ham shows way more ambition and clout than us! If Bony is coming to the Prem he should be coming to us, fucking Ashley and Kinnear the wankers. 'Oo? I ain't signing some cahnt cawwed Pony, Alan. Now fack off, I've got to phone tawksport.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3964 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I was instantly resigned to relegation as soon as Kinnear turned up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 'Oo? I ain't signing some cahnt cawwed Pony, Alan. Now fack off, I've got to phone tawksport.' jesus fucking wept, please put his fat mong face in spoilers in future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 We're signing someone before Friday lads, calm down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Pardew loves a shit big man up front and there's a lot of them going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9896 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 So Abumeyang off to Dortmund apparently For 11m (13m €). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9896 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 likelyhood we had a £15m bid rejected? slim to none And that with Joe spending almost two years sorting the deal out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 526 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The general consensus from the local journo's this afternoon was that as soon as a CL club was in for him it was a non-starter. Also mentioned he was another player with agents all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Sick to the back teeth of this lot now, I don't know if they're intentionally making us a laughing stock over and over again, or if Ashley has no clue what he's doing/what he wants and now just wants to give his mates jobs. We've needed at least another striker in since before we sold Carroll, we're still in that same position now. We just don't seem to be doing anything, and what's worse is they are letting the press think we're bidding for players and as Isegrim and Ant have just pointed out we clearly aren't. He seems to have no clue at all what to do so he's just going to sit there and come the end of the window we'll have to hand to it Mike for hanging on to our big players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 We're not the only club to have done little to nothing in the market. Wouldn't get too angry over what is at the moment just a (an understandable) presumption that we'll fuck it up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Our top target is off to Dortmund (we should've signed him the moment the window opened given how long our interest has been known) and our other long term target is on the verge of joining Swansea or West Ham. We'll make a token bid for Bent but he'll be off to one of the newly-promoted clubs. Genuinely don't see us signing a striker for as long as Cisse and Shola are at the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Our top target is off to Dortmund (we should've signed him the moment the window opened given how long our interest has been known) and our other long term target is on the verge of joining Swansea or West Ham. I don't think it's a given that he'd have ever come to us regardless of when any bid was placed. As for Bony, it's just speculation saying that we were linked to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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