Monkeys Fist 42439 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Noelie- “ How about it, love?” Mrs. Noelie - “Turn me into a human lollipop”. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 For fucks sake man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9775 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I am so happy everything got sorted yesterday and Brett Emerton did unveil the new owners... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I'm bored of this already now. The crackpot element of our fanbase is probably going to scare off any genuinely interested parties anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 All we need is a dossier detailing the local golf clubs - that’ll lure them in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Ashley has commissioned a helicopter to pick up sheikhy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42439 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Next Friday then… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Baines to sign before the end of next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Mark my words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 #OverTheLine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 89 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 No news at all today then? Damn I made the mistake of starting to believe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 It’s the hope that kills you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I see Joselu thinks we're getting new owners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 The takeover is back on, baby. If anyone would know, it's THE HOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 He said he was expecting a “new board” so I don’t really believe the quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 It would be a massive surprise if he was on target with this given his form. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 His strike record of 6 goals in 2 seasons will be hard to replace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Howay said: His strike record of 6 goals in 2 seasons will be hard to replace. He's absolutely shite which is why we didn't see any of him in the second half of the season, Rafa literally had to play him as there was no-one else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 The Sunday Mirror John Richardson reports that prospective new owners of Newcastle United may be ready to let Rafa Benitez leave the club as they look to Jose Mourinho or Arsene Wenger. He writes that Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nahyan and his group “have their own targets” and may let Benitez leave the club – with contract talks mothballed for the moment. But he also reflects doubts from the Ashley side, quoting a source as saying: “Mike is starting to think that it’s another publicity stunt, which will ultimately end in the club remaining unsold. He now wants those representing the Sheikh to either put up or shut up. We’ve had fake Sheikhs before. He’s hoping this isn’t another one.” He writes that until takeover talk emerged, talks between the club and Benitez were “advanced”, with an expectation he would stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, trooper said: The Sunday Mirror John Richardson reports that prospective new owners of Newcastle United may be ready to let Rafa Benitez leave the club as they look to Jose Mourinho or Arsene Wenger. He writes that Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nahyan and his group “have their own targets” and may let Benitez leave the club – with contract talks mothballed for the moment. But he also reflects doubts from the Ashley side, quoting a source as saying: “Mike is starting to think that it’s another publicity stunt, which will ultimately end in the club remaining unsold. He now wants those representing the Sheikh to either put up or shut up. We’ve had fake Sheikhs before. He’s hoping this isn’t another one.” He writes that until takeover talk emerged, talks between the club and Benitez were “advanced”, with an expectation he would stay. Aye, sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
247 597 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 (edited) ‘It’s just another fake Sheikh Charners.. time wasting caaaants’ The seed has been planted for the inevitable ‘couldn’t do a deal because they were time wasters’ statement that will likely come soon.. Ashley loves making out that selling a football club isn’t much different to selling a 12 year old Volkswagen Edited June 2, 2019 by 247 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 You get there & for some reason the engine is already running & the price has gone up £500 before he decides he wants to keep it anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Pretty impressive he has got that level of detail when there’s nothing at all getting out of the club about it. Load of utter twaddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Probably leaked by the club to try and put pressure on Rafa. Better sign quick before the new lads bin you off! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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