Howay 12496 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Andrew said: I don't understand it, looking halfway decent (even if you're a fat bloke) when you've got that much money would be so fucking easy. You can pay a subscription service for people to just send you clothes and stuff for not a lot, never mind a billionaire version. What does he spend all his time doing? Aye that’s it like, just a shirt and jeans that actually fit would be a start ffs. It goes with what seems to be his personally based on his ownership of NUFC, a half arsed, cheap, ill fitting carpet bagger. Edited September 9, 2018 by Howay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 To quote my mother "You could put him in a 15 grand suit and he'd still look a scrubber" Can't argue with that, really. He'd still find a way to look like a total tramp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 The fucking clip of him, man. The shit shirt almost goes unnoticed because he's wearing what appears to be a pair of denim wind socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 He looks like he’s wearing blue tattie bags. With the tatties still in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 I didn't know you could buy denim incontinence pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
247 597 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Those fucking jeans man You wouldn't have thought an item of clothing existed that would look baggy on that fat cunt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 He's modelling some of the new range he'll be trying to flog in House of Fraser... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 those are some darza flares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 There was a lad at school who was nicknamed 'Posh Scruff' because he always looked a total clip despite his parents living in a massive house but I don't think he got close to the discrepancy Ashley pulls off. Who even sells jeans like that?! Where do you buy those jeans & how much do they cost? If I went to a charity shop and was blind folded, I'd firstly be confused, but secondly I'd expect to pick out a pair of jeans significantly better than that. That's before you get on to the 'temp who can only photocopy' shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Burner phones, didn’t know Ashley was in the wire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 (edited) I was thinking new series of better caul Saul Edited September 12, 2018 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Better Call Ar-Saul more like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 "True entrepreneurs". Sure Mike, if you say so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44851 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 He really is a pathetic fat cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 He’s an odd bloke, he goes about consciously being a total cunt and then gets upset when people have a pop at him about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 We desperately need flogged before his chickens come home to roost, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 As the club is self sufficient currently I don't see us being any worse off if he goes bankrupt tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Self sufficient in the top flight. If we went down we would have to shed a lot of players to survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9772 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I can still see him selling to the worst thinkable owner just to piss fans off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Mike Ashley like old Wild West paleface, speak with forked tongue, make false promises to NUFC and now House of Frazer. Need scalp'um pronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 51 minutes ago, Isegrim said: I can still see him selling to the worst thinkable owner just to piss fans off. He likes money too much, the worst owner wouldn't have any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Last week one customer who had ordered an undelivered sofa entered the Darlington store with friends and removed the sofa she had bought. Staff called the police, who pulled over her van as she drove home, but officers let her continue when she showed them the receipt. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/sep/13/house-of-fraser-customers-lose-chance-of-refund 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 11 hours ago, Isegrim said: I can still see him selling to the worst thinkable owner just to piss fans off. He's not selling us to piss us off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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