Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

[247 597]

Here we go..

[Dr Gloom 21923]

There is more to come on Ashley’s cuntery   potentiality delaying or stopping the deal going through 

[PaddockLad 17260]

Ashley doesn’t want to sell?.... what a completely unexpected surprise

 

 

[sammynb 3355]

I've come to the belief the cunt does want to sell (well at least the bits that cost money to run) but he doesn't want to give up all the things that can actually make the club money, like merchandise and advertising and that's where his cuntery is always going to fuck up a sale.

Basically he wants the exposure of a football club, broadcast around the world but doesn't want to have invest in it to make it appealing to that global audience - hence why we are where are and he's happy to keep shitting on the supporters parade.

Edited February 7, 2020 by sammynb

[ewerk 30610]

How much is the advertising really worth? West Ham agreed a deal with Vodafone a couple of years ago for just over £3m a season. It's surely not worth scuppering a deal worth hundreds of millions?

[thebrokendoll 9216]

over the years we've had mass pitch invasions.

a lunatic with a petrol bomb.

pre arranged meet ups at ferry landings with the intent to maim.

and a weirdo who punches ton weight police horses.

yet ashley is able to literally take the piss out of 50,000 people and an entire city with complete impunity.

actually.... that's not right, he did have somebody interupt his cup of coffee with a 'you sir are ruining my football club'

have we as a supporter base turned in to a bunch of mincing tarts?

surely there's an up and coming young radgie out there who's prepared to take one for the team and set about the fat cunt? preferably with an assortment of petrol driven power tools! 

[sammynb 3355]

Just from working in TV and seeing what people pay for product placement, I think the advertising value, all be it incidental, is worth a lot more than what clubs get for sponsorship. Plus if the club was bought by someone like the Saudis, who would not be interested in just competing, the merchandise value would be worth a mint. 

At the moment the cunt gets all of the above for free, minus the mint value merchandise but he doesn't care because the club is making money for him and lets be honest he's a spitful, petty cunt, who no doubt gets enjoyment out of giving Newcastle fans the bird  every chance he gets.

[sammynb 3355]

3 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

preferably with an assortment of petrol driven power tools! 

 

We can all chip in and buy long a extension lead if they want to stay green and use electric power tools.

[ewerk 30610]

4 minutes ago, sammynb said:

Just from working in TV and seeing what people pay for product placement, I think the advertising value, all be it incidental, is worth a lot more than what clubs get for sponsorship. Plus if the club was bought by someone like the Saudis, who would not be interested in just competing, the merchandise value would be worth a mint. 

At the moment the cunt gets all of the above for free, minus the mint value merchandise but he doesn't care because the club is making money for him and lets be honest he's a spitful, petty cunt, who no doubt gets enjoyment out of giving Newcastle fans the bird  every chance he gets.

 

Aye, that's a good point. Perhaps then more comparable with the £40m Arsenal get from Emirates.

However, the SD advertising is never going to be a goer under a Saudi deal. With FFP restricting the levels of money they can invest then massively inflated advertising and sponsorship rights are one way they can get round the restrictions.

[thebrokendoll 9216]

7 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

We can all chip in and buy long a extension lead if they want to stay green and use electric power tools.

 

not gonna happen mate. the new breed of newcastle supporters just want to get their willies out and wave them at each other.

[Isegrim 9775]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

There is more to come on Ashley’s cuntery   potentiality delaying or stopping the deal going through 

Hardly a wonder remembering how hard Rangers had to fight him...

[Dr Gloom 21923]

53 minutes ago, sammynb said:

I've come to the belief the cunt does want to sell (well at least the bits that cost money to run) but he doesn't want to give up all the things that can actually make the club money, like merchandise and advertising and that's where his cuntery is always going to fuck up a sale.

Basically he wants the exposure of a football club, broadcast around the world but doesn't want to have invest in it to make it appealing to that global audience - hence why we are where are and he's happy to keep shitting on the supporters parade.

I couldn’t believe it when I heard it but I was told he wants a clean break. Obstacles remain to get there though 

[sammynb 3355]

48 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I couldn’t believe it when I heard it but I was told he wants a clean break. Obstacles remain to get there though 

 

Gloomy, problem is he's a proven lying cunt!

[Ayatollah Hermione 13867]

It would be a terrible shame if he sold up and was left with nothing but crumbling retail spaces when he could have made enough money for 20 lifetimes if he actually tapped into the global revenue potential of a Premier League club.

[PaddockLad 17260]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

not gonna happen mate. the new breed of newcastle supporters just want to get their willies out and wave them at each other.

 

 

No one got their cock out for Rafa/ugly mackems 😑

[Alex 35082]

3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

I couldn’t believe it when I heard it but I was told he wants a clean break. Obstacles remain to get there though 

I hope it’s his neck 

[Isegrim 9775]

 

[247 597]

So basically he wants to sell but only if he retain advertisement exposure for X number of years, a % of merch sales, a % if we ever make it into the champions league within 5 years etc. 
 

Hes a grotesque fat mugging cunt who will only sell if he can rip someone clean off while doing so, otherwise the club remains in his slimy hands and we get all the benefits that come with him staying as owner plus the thumb headed slob that he sits next to when he comes to watch ‘his club ya cants’. Oh and Bruce. 

Edited February 7, 2020 by 247

[wykikitoon 20140]

I am sure Gloomy will tell you you're wrong

[Dr Gloom 21923]

It’s not what I heard

Though I entirely agree with the sentiment 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

6 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

Aye, that's a good point. Perhaps then more comparable with the £40m Arsenal get from Emirates.

However, the SD advertising is never going to be a goer under a Saudi deal. With FFP restricting the levels of money they can invest then massively inflated advertising and sponsorship rights are one way they can get round the restrictions.

I agree

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Did he not say he will hang around until we won a trophy?
Looks like he’s off late May then

[thebrokendoll 9216]

3 hours ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

bit of a pig that dibello lass.

would much rather retain the sultry good looks of charnley in the stands.

[Isegrim 9775]

I want it to be true just for the sake of this doylum. 

[Howay 12496]

 While the story is likely bollocks he’s based his view essentially on the fact she’s friends with Kim Kardashian tbh. The fact she has no links to English football is irrelevant, she has a consultancy firm that seemingly advises Middle Eastern clients so that’s probably the link. I absolutely want this to be true just so that sad sack of a bloke gets some more pie in his face.