Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

3 minutes ago, trooper said:

 

"Spend it on the Academy, there is less to spend on the team.

 

 

He’s that thick, he thinks this is a bad thing  

[t00nraider2 41]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

He’s that thick, he thinks this is a bad thing  

It is when the first team is lacking the quality in depth to comfortably stay up. He needs to be pulled up on the spend though as he seems to have forgotton to mention the money from selling Perez.

[ewerk 30620]

19 minutes ago, trooper said:

 

Do we have a swimming pool or water facilities? No

 

He's too modest.

[Kitman 2207]

34 minutes ago, trooper said:

Charnley trying to justify the state of the traing facilities 

Newcastle spent over £65million this summer on transfer fees and were the ninth biggest spenders in the Premier League in terms of recruitment.

"You go and spend it on the training ground it means there is less to spend on the team," Charnley added.

"Spend it on the Academy, there is less to spend on the team.

"Spend too much on wages, there's less to spend on the team.

"That doesn’t mean we don’t spend in all those areas, because we do, but our view has been at this point in time the priority is what goes on to the field."

Charnley went on: "It doesn’t mean we don't want to update the training ground.

Our pitches are very good, our gym is perfectly adequate and functional.

Do we have a swimming pool or water facilities? No.

"Would we like to have it at some stage? Absolutely."

 

 

They’ve had 12 years to do something in these areas. It’s not that they can’t afford to spend on these assets, it’s because they view them as unnecessary expenditure. The idea that every spare penny has gone on first team players is a lie. Shame on you Charnley.

[Sonatine 11391]

https://www.football365.com/news/mike-ashley-and-newcastle-the-punditry-silence-is-deafening

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Conspiracy theories are not cool. People who have a conspiracy theory for everything are also a little bit frightening.

Let’s draw a quick distinction though, because there are different grades. Believing that Lee Harvey Oswald didn’t act alone is actually quite rational. But nodding along to the manipulative rhetoric of a David Icke lecture? That categorises someone as a particular type of person.

 

What follows falls into that first category and is intended more as an open question than anything else.

Why is Mike Ashley not criticised more than he is? Why, to be more precise, is there such a disparity between the way Newcastle supporters speak of him and the reaction he engenders during discussions on television, radio and in the more visible parts of the written press?

Whatever your take on that situation, it’s inarguably odd.

 

 

Good read from F365

[Isegrim 9780]

2 hours ago, trooper said:

Charnley trying to justify the state of the traing facilities 

Newcastle spent over £65million this summer on transfer fees and were the ninth biggest spenders in the Premier League in terms of recruitment.

"You go and spend it on the training ground it means there is less to spend on the team," Charnley added.

"Spend it on the Academy, there is less to spend on the team.

"Spend too much on wages, there's less to spend on the team.

"That doesn’t mean we don’t spend in all those areas, because we do, but our view has been at this point in time the priority is what goes on to the field."

Charnley went on: "It doesn’t mean we don't want to update the training ground.

Our pitches are very good, our gym is perfectly adequate and functional.

Do we have a swimming pool or water facilities? No.

"Would we like to have it at some stage? Absolutely."

 

It’s on par with his explanations why progressing in cup competitions is bad for a football team and similar nonsensical claims in the past.

 I have said it a couple of times but the fact that Charnley was at the club before Ashley took over and knows what it used to be makes him a serious traitor in my eyes.

[thebrokendoll 9244]

3 hours ago, trooper said:

Charnley trying to justify the state of the training facilities 

Newcastle spent over £65million this summer on transfer fees and were the ninth biggest spenders in the Premier League in terms of recruitment.

"You go and spend it on the training ground it means there is less to spend on the team," Charnley added.

"Spend it on the Academy, there is less to spend on the team.

"Spend too much on wages, there's less to spend on the team.

"That doesn’t mean we don’t spend in all those areas, because we do, but our view has been at this point in time the priority is what goes on to the field."

Charnley went on: "It doesn’t mean we don't want to update the training ground.

Our pitches are very good, our gym is perfectly adequate and functional.

Do we have a swimming pool or water facilities? No.

"Would we like to have it at some stage? Absolutely."

 

 

everything about what was newcastle united reeks of sports direct and has done for fucking years, it shows no signs of abating, the club will decline in direct parallel to his tatty shops be it his second rate sports stuff or what was house of fraser.

remember '09 and sportsdirect.com @ St James' Park Stadium?

the reality was, still is and always will be St James' Park Stadium @ sportsdirect.com, we're a subsidiary, nothing more, nothing less.

he will run it in to the ground, just like he will run his tat shops in to the ground because he's too stubborn and too much of a bully to accept he might just be doing something wrong, he doesn't give a fuck about who he'll take down with him along the way.

 

hope the cunt falls in to giant paper shredder.

Edited August 14, 2019 by thebrokendoll

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

2 hours ago, t00nraider2 said:

It is when the first team is lacking the quality in depth to comfortably stay up. He needs to be pulled up on the spend though as he seems to have forgotton to mention the money from selling Perez.

 

Not think we might have had more depth if he’d invested in a decent academy like?  it’s a problem all of his own doing, you tit

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

we can't upgrade facilities and be the free-spenders of the division in the transfer market. I was wondering why our net spend was so high compared to other clubs...

[t00nraider2 41]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

Not think we might have had more depth if he’d invested in a decent academy like?  it’s a problem all of his own doing, you tit

 

4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

Not think we might have had more depth if he’d invested in a decent academy like?  it’s a problem all of his own doing, you tit

Aye but that would take time u dick.

[ewerk 30620]

He's had 12 fucking years.

[t00nraider2 41]

Aye but he keeps making a balls of things. The point is the first team needs to come first. Once the squad has depth, then the academy and other issues can be addressed.

[ewerk 30620]

1 minute ago, t00nraider2 said:

The point is the first team needs to come first.

No, Mike Ashley taking £33m out of the club comes first.

[Gemmill 44900]

There was a lad in Dubai airport last week when I was waiting for the flight home. In a Newcastle strip, telling some bloke he was "overjoyed" (over fucking joyed ffs) at the return of Andy Carroll. 

 

He'll be one of the stupid twats renewing his season ticket. 

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

7 minutes ago, ewerk said:

No, Mike Ashley taking £33m out of the club comes first.

 

That would have more than covered training ground renovations too 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

If you spend money on servicing, that's less you can outlay on a car!

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

It is nice to see the Chronicle, who aren't in bed with the club and haven't been publishing positive propaganda all summer, managing to snare an exclusive with Lee Charnley.

[Tom 14011]

3 hours ago, ewerk said:

He's too modest.

We’re the only team in the league to get our recovery facilities from the middle aisle of ALDI.

[Howay 12496]

 He’s honestly going to act like a Premier League football team in 2019 cannot afford a swimming pool? £5m-£10m doesn’t tend to get a good player these days but would massively improve the training and youth facilities. 

 

I’ve said in the past that his lack of interest in developing youth is illogical when compared to his usual stance of trying to profit. I know he’s impatient but when you look at a deal like Carroll, and the offer Man Utd gave for Longstaff it shows how much profit could be made and it’s one less first teamer he doesn’t have to buy until they do leave. If you have a good youth set up you can often shift players on for a few million quid to lower league sides which would probably cover the cost of running the academy anyway. But we’re 12 shit years into this idiots ownership and he’s clearly not fucking arsed, he’ll just keep trying it the way that’s got us relegated twice. 

[Alex 35095]

1 hour ago, t00nraider2 said:

Aye but he keeps making a balls of things. The point is the first team needs to come first. Once the squad has depth, then the academy and other issues can be addressed.

You’re not clever enough for this.

[Alex 35095]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

 He’s honestly going to act like a Premier League football team in 2019 cannot afford a swimming pool? £5m-£10m doesn’t tend to get a good player these days but would massively improve the training and youth facilities. 

 

I’ve said in the past that his lack of interest in developing youth is illogical when compared to his usual stance of trying to profit. I know he’s impatient but when you look at a deal like Carroll, and the offer Man Utd gave for Longstaff it shows how much profit could be made and it’s one less first teamer he doesn’t have to buy until they do leave. If you have a good youth set up you can often shift players on for a few million quid to lower league sides which would probably cover the cost of running the academy anyway. But we’re 12 shit years into this idiots ownership and he’s clearly not fucking arsed, he’ll just keep trying it the way that’s got us relegated twice. 

As I’ve said previously you only need to develop a player good enough to be sold to a championship side now and again for the academy to pay for itself. Anything else is a bonus. Every club should invest on that basis alone but it’s even stupider not to given the way we operate 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Aye but Ashley’s a great businessman. He’s got a hang of this business lark. 

[RobinRobin 11281]

11 hours ago, Howay said:

I’ve said in the past that his lack of interest in developing youth is illogical when compared to his usual stance of trying to profit. I know he’s impatient but when you look at a deal like Carroll, and the offer Man Utd gave for Longstaff it shows how much profit could be made and it’s one less first teamer he doesn’t have to buy until they do leave. If you have a good youth set up you can often shift players on for a few million quid to lower league sides which would probably cover the cost of running the academy anyway. But we’re 12 shit years into this idiots ownership and he’s clearly not fucking arsed, he’ll just keep trying it the way that’s got us relegated twice. 

Ajax got to the Champion's League semi final doing just that.

[thebrokendoll 9244]

channel 5 tonight,

 

sp**ts di**ct: secrets of the mega sports factory.

 

just in case you're feeling masochistic and need to further your reasons to detest the repulsive fat cunt!

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Cheers, will watch